Little Nancy’s Pet
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”
“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”
The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”
Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”
November 5, 2008
‘Jurassic Park’ Author Michael Crichton Dead at 66
October 20, 2008
RIP BAD FASHION LIST MAKER GUY:
October 3, 2008
RIP: NICK REYNOLDS AT 75
October 1, 2008
hump-day news update
NASA finds snow falling on Mars
In an unprecedented discovery, NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander has found snow falling from clouds on Mars, scientists say.
Theft of ‘666′ Road Signs Hit New Jersey Toll Roads
Is the Garden State Parkway the highway to hell? Or is the New Jersey Turnpike the road to damnation?
GPS Sends Another Driver Onto Train Tracks of Doom
New York man trusted his GPS so much that he apparently thought it was perfectly reasonable to follow the directions directly onto a set of train tracks.
September 27, 2008
RIP: PAUL NEWMAN
GO TO THE NEWS BAR…
SAD NEWS… TIME FOR A PAUL NEWMAN FILM FEST…
September 15, 2008
WHY IS BRITAIN SO FUCKING STUPID????
Britain Adopts Islamic Law, Gives Sharia Courts Full Power to Rule on Civil Cases
Britain is dead. Dang, I liked ‘em too.
PINK FLOYD’S KEYBOARD PLAYER OFF TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON:
Pink Floyd founder Richard Wright dies at 65
Wright wrote songs on albums including Dark Side Of The Moon. Pink Floyd keyboard player and founder member Richard Wright has died aged 65 from cancer.


















