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November 6, 2008

Little Nancy’s Pet

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”

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November 5, 2008

‘Jurassic Park’ Author Michael Crichton Dead at 66

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — CinLin @ 4:38 pm

The novelist passed away in Los Angeles after a private battle with cancer.

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October 20, 2008

RIP BAD FASHION LIST MAKER GUY:

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — Yarbz @ 7:48 am

Fashion Critic Mr. Blackwell Dies in Los Angeles

October 3, 2008

RIP: NICK REYNOLDS AT 75

CATAGORIES: MUSIC, REST IN PEACE — Yarbz @ 10:16 am

October 1, 2008

hump-day news update

NASA finds snow falling on Mars

In an unprecedented discovery, NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander has found snow falling from clouds on Mars, scientists say.

Theft of ‘666′ Road Signs Hit New Jersey Toll Roads

Is the Garden State Parkway the highway to hell? Or is the New Jersey Turnpike the road to damnation?

GPS Sends Another Driver Onto Train Tracks of Doom

New York man trusted his GPS so much that he apparently thought it was perfectly reasonable to follow the directions directly onto a set of train tracks.

September 27, 2008

RIP: PAUL NEWMAN

CATAGORIES: REST IN PEACE — Yarbz @ 10:02 am

GO TO THE NEWS BAR…

SAD NEWS… TIME FOR A PAUL NEWMAN FILM FEST…

September 15, 2008

WHY IS BRITAIN SO FUCKING STUPID????

Britain Adopts Islamic Law, Gives Sharia Courts Full Power to Rule on Civil Cases

Britain is dead. Dang, I liked ‘em too.

THE LINK

PINK FLOYD’S KEYBOARD PLAYER OFF TO THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOON:

CATAGORIES: MUSIC, REST IN PEACE — Yarbz @ 12:13 pm

Pink Floyd founder Richard Wright dies at 65

Wright wrote songs on albums including Dark Side Of The Moon. Pink Floyd keyboard player and founder member Richard Wright has died aged 65 from cancer.

BBC STORY

September 4, 2008

OK STUPID FICKS…

Twice As Many Murdered In Chicago Than Died In Iraq This Summer

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