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November 19, 2008

The Greatest Thanksgiving show ever

CATAGORIES: GREAT QUOTES, HUMOR, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE — Trench @ 6:53 pm

As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly.

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HMMMMM… HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU PONDERED HITLERS GENITALS?

CATAGORIES: BONERS, OUCH!, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM — Yarbz @ 3:33 pm

“…Hitler’s genitals have long caused controversy…”

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Locale for next JUGG-FEST???

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, BONERS, CULTURLA & PENTURLA, FASCINATING, GENERAL NONSENSE, GREAT QUOTES, HOT FOR TEACHER, JUGGFESTS, MONEY, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM, TRAVEL/ROADTRIPS, i love it when this happens — jorsabeck @ 1:44 pm

Resort plans nude “anything goes” party

CANBERRA (Reuters) – An Australian holiday resort will hold a month-long, nude “anything goes” party to combat an expected economic downturn, media reports said on Thursday.

“Tough economic times call for stiff measures,” Tony Fox, the owner of the White Cockatoo resort in Mossman, in tropical Queensland state, told the Courier-Mail newspaper.

For the whole story, go HERE

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November 12, 2008

THIS IS TOOOOOO FUNNY OR DISTURBING…?

CATAGORIES: BONERS, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, I hate it when this happens, OUCH!, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, WTF — Yarbz @ 4:37 pm

The vicar had to undergo a delicate operation to extract the vegetable, one of a range of odd items medics in Sheffield have had to remove from people’s backsides or genitals. Others include a can of deodorant, a cucumber, a Russian doll – and a carnation.

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November 6, 2008

Little Nancy’s Pet

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, I hate it when this happens, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, REST IN PEACE — Spazticus @ 3:37 pm

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the little girl was up to, he politely asked, “What are you up to there, Nancy?”

“My goldfish died,” replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, “and I’ve just buried him.”

The neighbor was concerned, “That’s an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn’t it?”

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth and then replied, “That’s because he’s inside your stupid cat.”

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October 30, 2008

INTERESTING TESTS:

CATAGORIES: BONERS, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 11:31 am

“DO YOU NOW OR HAVE YOU EVER REALLY LOVED VIENNA SAUSAGES?”

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October 26, 2008

PICS FOR TODAY:

CATAGORIES: I hate it when this happens, MY LIFE PICTURE DIARY, OUCH!, PANASONIC LUMIX DMC-LX3, PHOTOGRAPHY, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 7:31 pm

This is my mirror which was busted up in the Friday night hit and run… The plate i got ended up being wrong or from another car. The cops can’t help and I have gone through my insurance carrier to fix. I’ll need a new mirror and new wheel as well as some minor body work on the front fender. The appraiser will check the car out this week but I am expecting a $1500 price tag. If I ever see the dudes car i will give the info to the cops and carrier and see if they can subrogate against him. He is likely a no job loser who rents a junky dive and also has a junky car which is now a little junkier…

This is Spousalopogus with her coffee in the Miss Washington Diner this morning. We ate breakfast and then came home to work on painting doors and trim in the utility room. It’s coming along well.

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October 21, 2008

ATTENTION PARENTS OF TEEN AGED BOYS - HERE IS THE GIRL YOU SHOULD SET THEM UP WITH:

CATAGORIES: FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE — Yarbz @ 12:11 pm

A New Zealand girl allegedly held a knife to a shopper’s neck and stabbed a car at the Northern Territory’s largest shopping center. The 13-year-old wayward teenager, who has come to police attention more than 50 times, did not know her victims, the Northern Territory News reports. Police said she was “enraged” and “highly agitated” after it is believed she lost a fist fight with another female juvenile in front of her peers near the shops about 30 minutes earlier.

HERE IS THE STORY WHICH WILL HELP YOU TRACK HER AND SET UP A DATE FOR YOUR LUCKY SON!

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