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July 22, 2008

OH YEAH!

This is better than being ensconced in the corner of a cozy little bar with the worlds best martini:

HERE

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July 9, 2008

Mister Owell, your flight is ready…

Dept. of Homeland Security weighs forcing passengers to wear stun gun bracelets on airplanes

Get the whole story HERE.

Oh joy! I hear a flushing sound… Was that the 5th Amendment taking a swirly?

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June 25, 2008

< SARCASM >WHAT A BUNCH OF PUSSY VOTERS…< /SARCASM >

HEADLINE on CNN Main Page: Amputations, beatings scare voters in Zimbabwe

June 19, 2008

What’s for lunch?

CATAGORIES: FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE — FloridaBill @ 12:11 pm

Today, I am going out for lunch to Chipotle for an armadillo burrito. We call them that because they are as big as an armadillo. What are you having for lunch?

June 13, 2008

Caption Contest


June 9, 2008

OBAMA SUPPORTS COMPLETELY ILLEGAL ACTIVITY:

From My email:

In a March 2004 questionnaire, Obama was asked if the government should “crack down on businesses that hire illegal immigrants.” His reply? “OPPOSE.”

In June 2007, Obama voted AGAINST English as America’s Official Language — when 91% of American Citizens want English officially designated as our language.

In January of this year, in order to win Hispanic voters in California, Obama proclaimed his SUPPORT for granting driver’s licenses to illegal aliens.

This year, Obama voted AGAINST increased funding for border security, 700 miles of fencing, and placing 6,000 National Guardsmen on the border.

Also this year, Obama voted FOR the “DREAM” Act, which would allow illegal aliens to receive in-state tuition rates at public universities, discriminating against U.S. citizens from out of state and law-abiding foreign students.

In September of 2007, when asked if he would allow “sanctuary cities” to exist, which ignore the federal law & provide sanctuary to illegal aliens, he REFUSED to answer the question.

In March of this year, Obama voted YES on continuing federal funds for declared “sanctuary cities.”

In May of 2006, Obama voted YES to establish a “guest worker” program with a path to citizenship for ILLEGAL ALIENS.

Again in May of 2006, Obama voted YES on allowing illegal aliens to participate in Social Security.

And, of course, Barack Obama voted YES on the McCain-Kennedy so-called “comprehensive immigration reform” AMNESTY bill.

This probably sums it up nicely: Obama was rated at just Eight Percent by the non-profit “U.S. Border Control” organization. Eight percent equals having an open-border stance.

June 6, 2008

CLINT EASTWOOD ABOUT SPIKE LEE:

“A guy like him should shut his face.”

June 4, 2008

LINKED AT PAT DOLLARD’S SITE: FLORIDA BILL GOES CRAZY IN LOCAL SCIC OFFICE:

Sometimes it pays to have a phone video camera! (Click on the images to go to the link)

Also, there is a second angle here

June 2, 2008

I HATE IT WHEN THIS HAPPENS:

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE, OUCH!, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM — Yarbz @ 2:09 pm

A ROADSIDE toilet stop ended in pain, embarrassment and almost death for a tourist when a highly venomous snake bit the end of his penis…

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