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February 16, 2017

Brilliant Canadian idea for libs (possibly my last post here)

This is just brilliant:

The Canadian Minister of Defence has a dead-on sense of humor

Adopt A Terrorist -This is BRILLIANT ! ‘

I CAN’T IMAGINE ANYONE IN THE CURRENT USA OR UK CHAIN-OF-COMMAND COMPOSING SUCH A BRILLIANT RESPONSE!

Adopt a Terrorist.- Too Good to Miss. The Canadians know how to handle complaints. Here is an example.
A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter.

She received back the following reply:

National Defence Headquarters
M Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg., 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa , ON K1A 0K2
Canada

Dear Concerned Citizen,

Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa .. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defence, to be called ‘Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers’ program, or L.A.R.K. for short.

In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.

Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his ‘attitudinal problem’ will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.

Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.

You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I’m sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of respecting his culture and religious beliefs’ as described in your letter.

You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.

Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.

Cordially,
Gordon O’Connor
Minister of National Defence

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September 10, 2016

NEW PHOTOSHOP FROM KOMRADE YARBZ

Here is a new one for those of you who are left…
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September 6, 2016

breaking: hillary didn’t know the big ‘c’ at the top of emails meant classified

Her majesty stopped coughing long enough to give some incredibly dubious statements to the FBI. They were nice enough to wait for a holiday weekend news dump to release this, but it’s pretty damning stuff. 39 times she didn’t recall various things, much of which she blamed on everything from concussions to staffers to Colin Powell. Instead of having 2 blackberries as she told us many times, she had thirteen…and five Ipads, many of which were smashed by state department employees with a hammer when the email story first came to light. So the big question of the day is, what did the big ‘C’ on those emails stand for in Hillary’s world? This is the qualified candidate, right? 😆

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February 18, 2016

Feeling the Bern? Enjoy the most hilarious bit of irony ever!

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,HUMOR,POLITICS AND POLITICIANS — Sal Uki @ 8:17 pm

Oh, Bernie. For the man who never had a job til he was 40 (and surprise, it was a government job), this is so fitting. Please pass along to any economic illiterates you may encounter!

February 10, 2016

New Hampshire has spoken

Yesterday, it was New Hampshire’s turn in the every-4th-year-spot-light. Normally, they are a meaningless state with very little to offer the rest of the world. I hear it is lovely in other times of the year. However, on Fat Tuesday 2016, it was cold and snowy and the voters clearly stated that they are fed up with the status quo and they want something different. The Donald and The Bern won hands down. I don’t know if that is a good thing or a bad thing, but I am sure that Hilleroid is in pain again today. Rand Paul, Mike Huckabee and Rick Santorum all got votes and they weren’t running. Kasich came in second and Ted “Not Tom” Cruz, Jebidiah Shrub and Marco “The Bot” Rubio all basically tied for third. It looks like NJ Gov Chris “Big Boy” Christie will be bowing out of the race and returning to a buffet in Newark immediately. Fiorina and Carson may have seen their last campaign stops too.

Now it gets good. South Carolina and Nevada are next. The big political families (i.e.: Bush and Clinton) have a bit of an advantage in that they have more money and are better organized. They kinda know how this works and have been here before. Can you say SuperPac? Jebidiah even has his mother out barking for him and that is a good thing. He is still my guy, despite rather abysmal showings in Iowa and NH. I still like the idea of a Bush/Rubio ticket. I think the electorate is going to grow tired of xenophobic ranting and raving. I think we are not ready for Sanders (“Don’t call me Colonel”) and his democratic socialism (whatever the fuck that is). I like what he has to say for the most part but I am just not a fan of redistribution of wealth to the proletariat because that is communism. The Donald just doesn’t have the suave interpersonal skills and sage wisdom to be elected. I could be wrong and the stupid hippies of NH certainly didn’t agree.

February 2, 2016

Not an obit: RIP Carson, O’Malley, Huckabee, Fiorina, Kasich and hope

It is time to turn this blog back into a political machine. Instead of obituaries of Rock Stars and iconic figures from our youth, we turn to politics as usual following the Iowa caucuses.

Iowa has spoken. It’s a virtual tie for the democrats. Bernie pulled off a stunner against Hilleroid. It has got to sting and feel a little like 2008. That was when Barry Obama started to become a pain in Hilleroid’s rear. The fact that Bern got half and she got half leaves O’Malley (the most presidential looking of the bunch) making his exit. He is likely to return as a running mate…

Iowa has spoken and they got it dead wrong. Cruz? Ted fucking Cruz? Wow Iowa. Just wow. I liked Trump’s comments this morning. I like that Rubio came-in third (he’s going to be someone’s VP on a ticket). I think that my guy is still Jeb. Looks like he is a huge underdog, but there is a long way left to go. Trump will do better in New Hampshire and perhaps Jeb too and then the real contest is on. Is there a split coming to the party? Stay tuned…this might get really good or it might be a big ole sloppy hog-shit shower.

Iowa has spoken and they gave us the latter last night.
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August 13, 2015

someone asked me to make a contribution to her majesty’s campaign

I said ‘sure, how’s this?’ 😆

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June 29, 2015

2016 Presidential Race

It is commencing to get interesting…

the Donald just can’t help stepping on his own member, Jeb appears to be getting more mainstream and perhaps is weaker becuase if it, Ted Cruz is a flake of immense proportions and that is just three of the 16 GOPers in the game. We have Hillary and a couple of dems, but where is Joe Joe Biden? This is about to get real good and real interesting and maybe, real boring before it gets any better…

March 28, 2014

Unbeatable Republican ticket for 2016

CATAGORIES: 2016 Presidential Election,POLITICS AND POLITICIANS — FloridaBill @ 8:05 am

Jeb Bush/Condoleeza Rice

Dayton v Stanford

Yes, I know that isn’t Jeb Bush. I met him in November. They are they only team that can prevent Hillaroid from reentering the Whitehouse. Comments?

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