34 reasons for men (and women) to have sex!
1. Men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half.
2. Regular romps will also halve a man’s chances of suffering a stroke.
3. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories.
4. Curb irritability:Tactile stimulation soothes nerves.
5. Having sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system by 30 percent.
6. An active sex life slows the aging process.
7. Dancing in the sheets releases sleep-inducing endorphins.
8. Improves your sense of smell.
9. Sex tones the pelvic muscles that support your uterus, bladder, and bowel, meaning better pee control.
10. Alleviates pain from arthritis and (hallelujah!) menstrual cramps.
11. Put more pep in your step.
12. Regular shagging can tighten your tummy and firm your bum.
13. Women who have sex at least once a week have more-regular menstrual cycles.
14. Sex is an easier (and cheaper) way to make up after a fight.
15. Improve your communication skills.
16. Sex can trigger the onset of labor when you’re at term.
17. Getting busy on the regular can improve your flexibility.
18. Gettin’ busy can boost body image,.
19. Doing the horizontal hustle can bring temporary headache relief.
20. Even bad sex is fun to dish about.
21. The more you have sex, the more likely you’ll be to continue to produce testosterone.
22. the more a man ejaculates, the less likely he is to develop prostate cancer.
23. Strengthen your core — it’s like Pilates without the annoyingly perfect instructor.
24. The best amount and quality of cuddle time comes immediately after the orgasm.
25. Good sex creates more love each time.
26. Best excuse in the world for pricey, pretty, frilly, silky lingerie.
27. Two words: “I’m preggers!”
28. You feel more confident and powerful in other parts of your life.
29. Activate your taste buds.
30. Stir creative juices.
31. A great way to release tension.
32. The one time a man’s oxytocin level can match a woman’s is after his happy ending.
33. Increases in blood flow to the pelvis keep the oven in good order.
34. Come on, do you really need another reason?
September 22, 2008
Thank you ford!
65 MPG Ford You Can’t Buy
Ford’s Fiesta ECOnetic gets an astonishing 65 mpg, but the carmaker can’t afford to sell it in the U.S.
Ford’s 2009 Fiesta ECOnetic goes on sale in November. But here’s the catch: Despite the car’s potential to transform Ford’s image and help it compete with Toyota Motor and Honda Motor in its home market, the company will sell the little fuel sipper only in Europe.
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September 18, 2008
MR. BIDEN, SUCK ON MY DICK!
Biden: Be Patriotic, Pay More Taxes. Dem VP candidate declares that paying higher taxes ‘to help get America out of the rut’ is patriotic thing to do…
YARBZ: “The patriotic thing to do is ask government to do less and save money and CUT taxes. Don’t ask for more, take less!
September 15, 2008
Mom allegedly uses daughter’s ID to be cheerleader
A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman. Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.
According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn’t have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she’d missed. Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader’s locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach’s house.
September 4, 2008
OK STUPID FICKS…
something you never thought you would read on ‘the nutt’…
Top 10 Reasons When Sex Is Just a Bad Idea:
1. Because they cheated on you.
2. To gain someone’s love.
3. You’re doing it out of pity.
4. You dig his car.
5. To get something.
6. He bought dinner.
7. You’re drunk.
8. Your friends are doin’ it.
9. You crave attention.
10. To be mean/get revenge.
Personally, I don’t think there IS a bad reason: even bad sex is better than no sex… YES?
The rest of the story is HERE!
August 29, 2008
FLOATING COLONIES OF FIRE ANTS SUCK
CHULUOTA, Fla. — An elderly man was killed when a floating colony of fire ants washed into his home after Tropical Storm Fay and bit him multiple times.
August 26, 2008
OUCH! OUCH! DAMN! OUCH! SHIT! OUCH!
0637 hours and I just arrived at my desk. The area right between my eyes is screaming in sharp pain. It’s beginning to swell up and I am going to have to figure out a way to make the pain ratchet down.
About 15 minutes ago, I was riding in to the office in a nice dry 52 degree morning. The light was still in that glowing early morning, sun not quite over the horizon mode. Beautiful. I took the back roads and was passing some open fields. The traffic was light as I was beating most of the workers to the office.
WHAP! Ouch! Another bug hits me in my face. I am used to it and it doesn’t bother my much anymore… Unless that bug is a yellow jacket. Sting! Right between the eyes.! Shit that hurt. I quickly pull over and confirm it was a yellow jacket and whip it away. My face hurts.
I figure maybe the cold air will help and I continue into the office for another fifteen minutes. The pain worsens until I arrive in the parking lot where they let motorcycles park for free, saving us the $100 plus car drivers have to pay.
Now that I am at my desk and there is no riding and traffic watching to do, I can now really focus on the pain.
This is going to be a crap day. I can just tell.
August 25, 2008
A PARTICULARLY BAD DAY:
CHARLOTTE, N.C. — A man who grabbed a knife to try to get his two young children out of a locked car died when he fell on the blade, Charlotte police said.
The Charlotte Observer reported that 22-year-old Miguel Angel Rivera Lemus died Sunday afternoon at Carolinas Medical Center after being stabbed in the chest.
Charlotte-Mecklenburg police were investigating but said Lemus’ death appears to have been an accident.
Lemus and his wife had dropped by their apartment briefly before planning an errand when they realized they had locked their children and keys in the car, authorities said.
The woman searched for spare keys and Lemus grabbed a large butcher knife he hoped to use to pry open a window, police said. Lemus fell down six stairs and landed on the knife, police said.
The woman got the children out with the spare keys.
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