CREEPY FISH STORY:
October 1, 2008
hump-day news update
NASA finds snow falling on Mars
In an unprecedented discovery, NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander has found snow falling from clouds on Mars, scientists say.
Theft of ‘666′ Road Signs Hit New Jersey Toll Roads
Is the Garden State Parkway the highway to hell? Or is the New Jersey Turnpike the road to damnation?
GPS Sends Another Driver Onto Train Tracks of Doom
New York man trusted his GPS so much that he apparently thought it was perfectly reasonable to follow the directions directly onto a set of train tracks.
Nick Saban Arrested!!
AP-Tuscaloosa: Authorities arrested Alabama head coach Nick Saban in the predawn
hours Monday
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September 30, 2008
34 reasons for men (and women) to have sex!
1. Men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half.
2. Regular romps will also halve a man’s chances of suffering a stroke.
3. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories.
4. Curb irritability:Tactile stimulation soothes nerves.
5. Having sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system by 30 percent.
6. An active sex life slows the aging process.
7. Dancing in the sheets releases sleep-inducing endorphins.
8. Improves your sense of smell.
9. Sex tones the pelvic muscles that support your uterus, bladder, and bowel, meaning better pee control.
10. Alleviates pain from arthritis and (hallelujah!) menstrual cramps.
11. Put more pep in your step.
12. Regular shagging can tighten your tummy and firm your bum.
13. Women who have sex at least once a week have more-regular menstrual cycles.
14. Sex is an easier (and cheaper) way to make up after a fight.
15. Improve your communication skills.
16. Sex can trigger the onset of labor when you’re at term.
17. Getting busy on the regular can improve your flexibility.
18. Gettin’ busy can boost body image,.
19. Doing the horizontal hustle can bring temporary headache relief.
20. Even bad sex is fun to dish about.
21. The more you have sex, the more likely you’ll be to continue to produce testosterone.
22. the more a man ejaculates, the less likely he is to develop prostate cancer.
23. Strengthen your core — it’s like Pilates without the annoyingly perfect instructor.
24. The best amount and quality of cuddle time comes immediately after the orgasm.
25. Good sex creates more love each time.
26. Best excuse in the world for pricey, pretty, frilly, silky lingerie.
27. Two words: “I’m preggers!”
28. You feel more confident and powerful in other parts of your life.
29. Activate your taste buds.
30. Stir creative juices.
31. A great way to release tension.
32. The one time a man’s oxytocin level can match a woman’s is after his happy ending.
33. Increases in blood flow to the pelvis keep the oven in good order.
34. Come on, do you really need another reason?
September 22, 2008
Thank you ford!
65 MPG Ford You Can’t Buy
Ford’s Fiesta ECOnetic gets an astonishing 65 mpg, but the carmaker can’t afford to sell it in the U.S.
Ford’s 2009 Fiesta ECOnetic goes on sale in November. But here’s the catch: Despite the car’s potential to transform Ford’s image and help it compete with Toyota Motor and Honda Motor in its home market, the company will sell the little fuel sipper only in Europe.
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September 18, 2008
MR. BIDEN, SUCK ON MY DICK!
Biden: Be Patriotic, Pay More Taxes. Dem VP candidate declares that paying higher taxes ‘to help get America out of the rut’ is patriotic thing to do…
YARBZ: “The patriotic thing to do is ask government to do less and save money and CUT taxes. Don’t ask for more, take less!
September 15, 2008
Mom allegedly uses daughter’s ID to be cheerleader
A 33-year-old woman stole her daughter’s identity to attend high school and join the cheerleading squad, according to a criminal complaint filed against the woman. Wendy Brown, of Green Bay, faces a felony identity theft charge after enrolling in Ashwaubenon High School as her 15-year-old daughter, who lives in Nevada with Brown’s mother.
According to the complaint, Brown wanted to get her high school degree and become a cheerleader because she didn’t have a childhood and wanted to regain a part of her life that she’d missed. Brown allegedly attended cheerleading practices before school started, received a cheerleader’s locker and went to a pool party at the cheerleading coach’s house.
September 4, 2008
OK STUPID FICKS…
something you never thought you would read on ‘the nutt’…
Top 10 Reasons When Sex Is Just a Bad Idea:
1. Because they cheated on you.
2. To gain someone’s love.
3. You’re doing it out of pity.
4. You dig his car.
5. To get something.
6. He bought dinner.
7. You’re drunk.
8. Your friends are doin’ it.
9. You crave attention.
10. To be mean/get revenge.
Personally, I don’t think there IS a bad reason: even bad sex is better than no sex… YES?
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