I submit that teens are dangerous and laws should be enacted banning teens and requiring background checks for all people interested in obtaining teens…
January 17, 2013
Hats off to Deadspin for this fantastic and amazing article. Even if they guy was duped or was the victim of a sick hoax, the story is phenomenal and a brilliant piece of investigative journalism (which we thought was dead). Notre Dame has known about this since December 26, the day after Manti did not get what he wanted for Christmas (a real flesh & blood gf or bf??) and a couple of weeks before the BCS Championship. Clearly, they were in on the spin, if not a full-fledged cover-up. How will this story effect his draft status? He allegedly only learns of the hoax when the dead gf called him again to say that she was no longer dead (i.e.: a zombie?).
Let’s the jokes begin.:
Brent Musberger thinks Manti’s gf is HOT.
Manti and his GF were also strangely missing from the BCS Championship game.
To his credit, he didn’t treat her badly and didn’t double-tap her after sex.
I have had imaginary gf’s before, but nothing quite so elaborate. Usually, they last about five minutes. OK, maybe four.
At least AJ McCarron’s gf (an Auburn student) is real and comes to his games.
Soon to be drafted by the Los Angeles NFL franchise.
“These Te’o jokes are all very funny but let’s all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.” – Seth Meyers
Please add any you would like in comments…
December 5, 2012
Wow… gift ideas to beat the band… A Vacuum!!!!! “He got me a vacuum!!!” No doubt it’s sex all around! Now get the DAMN HOUSE CLEANED!!!
November 28, 2012
As of yesterday, Mrs. FB and I are now childless.
Our youngest turned 18 and now all of our “kids” are full-on adults. She went out to dinner with her BF while her mother and I sat home in the dark, watched re-runs and ate leftovers.
Soon, we are gonna need a smaller house.
PS: Happy 70th Birthday to Jimi Hendrix.
July 16, 2012
We spent a little time on Saturday doing this. Dangit, I forgot to let Sal know. Oh, the humanity!
May 18, 2012
The Florida State Attorney’s Office released dozens of photos Thursday that police took of the crime scene, George Zimmerman and other evidence collected early in the investigation into the fatal Feb. 26 shooting of 17-year-old Trayvon Martin by the neighborhood watch volunteer. Zimmerman has been charged with murder in the shooting, but he argues he fired only in self-defense and has cited the state’s so-called “stand your ground” law.
Feb. 27, 2012: Police photographs taken within hours of the altercation show injuries to shooter George Zimmerman.
April 19, 2012
Bollywood actress Meenakshi Thapar was kidnapped by two fellow actors, who then beheaded her after extorting money from her family, the Daily Telegraph reports.
Thapar, 26, appeared in an Indian horror film in 2011, where she met her alleged killers, actors Amit Jaiswal and Preeti Surin, the report says.
The two lured her on a trip, abducted her, and then demanded almost $50,000 from her family while threatening to make Thapar star in pornography, the report says.