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December 17, 2008

OUR NEW SOFA:

CATAGORIES: MONEY,ODD THINGS FOR SALE — Yarbz @ 3:35 pm

We received an early Christmas present from the parents while in California. Spouse and I have been looking at these for a while and finally were able to go to the factory in LA to inspect the quality and comfort of these sofas. The site is www.funkysofa.com and they make all sorts of cool and interesting furniture for commercial and residential use. We loved the construction and comfort of this large sofa and it is now ordered and will be custom built for us and delivered by late January 209. We’re already really anxious! We we’re going to buy one in a number of months because of the spouse’s job situation but we were very surprised when the parental units decided to make this our Christmas gift. Pretty cool! Our pillows are way different. We got some pretty loud ones that are not shown of course in this stock photo from the website. We do have the same color fabric…

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Truth in Advertising

CATAGORIES: HUMOR,MONEY,ODD THINGS FOR SALE,REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE,STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — sloel @ 3:05 pm

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December 9, 2008

THINGS YOU SEE THAT YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE TO SEE:

CATAGORIES: ODD THINGS FOR SALE,SCARY STUFF — Yarbz @ 9:41 pm

Everyone should have on of these! Well, not really. I was paging through Sky Mall while flying from Detroit to Milwaukee and this was in there. This kinda stuff is why this country will always be considered by some to be full of stupid idiots. There is no reason that a single one of these things should ever be purchased. It doesn’t even look like Elvis, it looks more like the Terminator. “I vill kill you hounddog”…

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Down Goes Blago

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election,barack obama,BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,BONERS,CRIME,GENERAL NONSENSE,HUMOR,i love it when this happens,ODD THINGS FOR SALE,OUCH!,SPERM,STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Spazticus @ 1:17 pm

Illinois Governor Arrested on Corruption Charges

This is an early Christmas gift for us Illinois Jugheads!

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December 5, 2008

We Need The Auto Industry Bailout

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,BONERS,CRIME,FAILURE TO USE BRAINS,GENERAL NONSENSE,I hate it when this happens,IMAGE MANIPULATION,MONEY,NEWS TO GET PISSED AT,ODD THINGS FOR SALE,REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE,SCARY STUFF,SPERM,WTF — Spazticus @ 11:53 am

I got into a not so heated argument over the bailout of the auto industry last night. Our lovely media has put all the blame on the automakers but that just isn’t true and they are ignoring the economic implications. Instead they focus on planes. Before we go any farther I am not saying there is no blame for the auto industry. I just want to point out it’s not just their fault and what it would do to our economy. Now there are a few key things people just don’t think about.

Fact 1: If the government had not screwed up the financial markets guess what? GM Ford and Chrysler could borrow the money from banks. Even dealerships could borrow and would be able to weather the storm but no one can get a loan. Detroit’s fault…I think not.

Fact 2: Our government mandated E-85 production with no real studies on the impact. Well we got a taste of that this summer with corn going bananas. Add to that GM put most of their research into these flex fuel engines and why…they have the most government fleet contracts. They didn’t outright tell GM to do that but they did strongly suggest it thus diverting research for hybrid cars.

Just a side note E-85 is not the way to go. Many people told the government that but what the hell do they care corn lobbyists are more important than people.

Fact 3: The cost of not bailing them out is far greater. Almost over night at least 1.5 million people would be asking for unemployment. Pension funds that hold unsecured debit would be hurt and more foreclosures. That’s just what I could think of in under 1 second. Oh and did I mention we would go into a depression. I could keep going but I think I have made my point and will stop.

Now I would prefer we did not have to bail them out but we the people hired these idiots in Washington that got us in this mess. We are the true bosses of this country so we unfortunately have to clean up our employees mess…again.

Please forgive an grammar and spelling errors as I just don’t have the time to please the grammar Nazi’s today.

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December 2, 2008

The Stupid Nomad

CATAGORIES: BONERS,ODD THINGS FOR SALE,REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE,SPERM — Spazticus @ 10:44 am

A man is riding aimlessly through the desert on a donkey. He is not hungry or thirsty, because he has a bottomless bowl of fruit. He wanders for about a week and eventually gets pretty horny. He gets to the point where he can”t stand it anymore. So he decides to try and have sex with the donkey.

He drops his pants and positions himself under the donkey. But, to his dismay, the donkey walks away. Only slightly discouraged, the man decides to try again. He walks to where the donkey is standing, positions himself under the donkey, and right before he goes for it, the donkey walks away again. Now the man is getting frustrated.

As he prepares for his third and final try, he sees a vision. A beautiful, naked woman appears out of nowhere. She approaches the stunned man, who until recently, believed that he was the only person for hundreds of miles. She smiles at him and says, ””I would do anything for that bowl of fruit you have.”

””Anything?”” he says, getting fairly excited.

””Yes, anything.”” she replies.

So he says, ””Will you hold the donkey!?””