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January 17, 2013

Manti Te’o and his imaginary zombie GF

Hats off to Deadspin for this fantastic and amazing article. Even if they guy was duped or was the victim of a sick hoax, the story is phenomenal and a brilliant piece of investigative journalism (which we thought was dead). Notre Dame has known about this since December 26, the day after Manti did not get what he wanted for Christmas (a real flesh & blood gf or bf??) and a couple of weeks before the BCS Championship. Clearly, they were in on the spin, if not a full-fledged cover-up. How will this story effect his draft status? He allegedly only learns of the hoax when the dead gf called him again to say that she was no longer dead (i.e.: a zombie?).

Let’s the jokes begin.:

Brent Musberger thinks Manti’s gf is HOT.

Manti and his GF were also strangely missing from the BCS Championship game.

To his credit, he didn’t treat her badly and didn’t double-tap her after sex.

I have had imaginary gf’s before, but nothing quite so elaborate. Usually, they last about five minutes. OK, maybe four.

At least AJ McCarron’s gf (an Auburn student) is real and comes to his games.

Future POTUS?

Soon to be drafted by the Los Angeles NFL franchise.

“These Te’o jokes are all very funny but let’s all try and remember that a person who never existed is dead.” – Seth Meyers

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