something you never thought you would read on ‘the nutt’…
Top 10 Reasons When Sex Is Just a Bad Idea:
1. Because they cheated on you.
2. To gain someone’s love.
3. You’re doing it out of pity.
4. You dig his car.
5. To get something.
6. He bought dinner.
7. You’re drunk.
8. Your friends are doin’ it.
9. You crave attention.
10. To be mean/get revenge.
Personally, I don’t think there IS a bad reason: even bad sex is better than no sex… YES?
The rest of the story is HERE!
September 23, 2007
YARBLEY-DAVIDSON. PHOTOS BY FLORIDA BILL:
September 19, 2007
PICTURE OF BLOGLORDS GARAGE LAST NIGHT:
September 4, 2007
FROM THE WHO’DA THUNK IT FILE:
May 21, 2007
CAMPAIGN SONG FOR HILLARY CLINTON (‘R’ RATED FOR NASTY MENTAL IMAGERY)
Campaign Song for Hillary:
Warning: Intentionally rude and nasty…
Hill Hill Hillary
With breasts just like artillery
Them jubblies put the FemBot’s guns to shame
Yes her ass is covered in pimply puss
And Lord you know it’s the size of a bus
The U N has determined it’s a WMDHill Hill Hillary
It must a took a damn distillery
Of liquor to get William to marry you
But he found sex with women galore
Like Monica, Gennifer, Paula and more
Because he couldn’t tell your butt from your hideous faceOh! The humanity! Oh! The humanity!
We hope you don’t burst into flames
Oh! The humanity! Oh! The humanity!
With all the gas inside you you’re a double Hindenburg
[“It burst into flames! Get out of the way! Get out of the way!...
It's a terrific crash, ladies and gentlemen... Oh. the humanity...†(archive audio clip)]Hill Hill Hillary
With breasts just like artillery
Them jubblies put the FemBot’s guns to shame
To inflict your butt upon this land
Was rude and mean and now we understand
The Hague is indicting you for a host of Whore Crimes…[Hillary... Be careful what you ask for. Hehehehe...]
March 20, 2007
JOHNNY FUBAR GETS OFFICIAL RECOGNITION:
Johnny must have filled out a survey or something for Pepsi… What can be done with this check??? Maybe Johnny Fubar should sign it over to the BlogLord and the BlogLord can deposit it into his back account… Will that work?
February 8, 2007
JOHNNY FUBAR GREAT SONG FROM THE PAST:
SONG FOR BILL
Hahaha
You suck
You Blow
Drink Beer
Get Buzzed
Smoke Dope(©Johnny Fubar)
HERE IS THE WHOLE SONG WITH INITIAL MIX:
Best place to get song if you don’t work at Small Cubicle Insurance Company: HERE!
Astro Girl
Verse 1
I’ve driven more than 900 miles to find you
And I don’t care what the people gonna say about me
I’m on a mission and you know I get things done in my life
I got zero gravity, a space vacuum in my headVerse 2
I was in a hurry and I think you know what I mean
Wearin’ diapers on my ass got my foot pinned on the floor
Watchin’ losers fade behind me like stars as I fly by
Speeding forward ever closer to the constellation of whoresChorus 1
Peeing in my pants drivin’ like a thousand fools
Gotta a schlong on my mind and I’m breakin’ all the rules
If I catch that bitch I’ll beat her till she drools
In city of Orlando where whore swims in pools
In a wig and trench coat I waited for her plane
Got on the same bus – must stay hidden – must maintain
Chased the bitch but my trip it was in vain
Cuz she got to the cops now I’ll have to plead insane…Verse 3
With my new found fame I wear my jacket on my head
No paparazzi jerkoff’s gonna shoot my nasty face
I’m well known in the solar system from Mercury to Mars
For wearin’ pee stinkin’ diapers and hangin’ out in barsChorus 2:
Peeing in my pants drivin’ like a thousand fools
Gotta a schlong on my mind and I’m breakin’ all the rules
If I catch that bitch I’ll beat her till she drools
In city of Orlando where whore swims in pools
In a wig and trench coat I waited for her plane
Got on the same bus – must stay hidden – must maintain
Chased that bitch but she got in her damned car
Now she got to the cops I’m an imploding star…
February 6, 2007
Johnny Fubar Rides Again…
I am working on my first new song in some time. I have the drums and guitar done and will have to redo the vocals becuase I blow out my voice… Here are the lyrics as they stand now. there will be more. It’s a rocker… The demo file is below. It is not mixed and olny uses a test vocal track and one guitar track with drums, no bass or lead. I also plan on keyboard… It will be worked on again tonight.
!!! The word is out! The reviews are in!:
-You are a Fucking Genius!… Those are the best lyrics I have seen in a long long time!!! -J.S.Girl Astronaut Blues
Short Demo File 2mbV1
I’ve drive more than 900 miles to find you
And I don’t care what the people gonna say about me
I’m on a mission and you know I get things done in my life
I got zero gravity a space vacuum in my headV2
I was in a hurry and I think you know what I mean
Wearin’ diapers on my ass got my foot pinned on the floor
Watchin’ losers fade behind me like stars as I fly by
Speeding forward ever forward to the constellation of whoresChorus
Peeing in my pants drivin’ like a thousand fools
Gotta a schlong on my mind and I’m breakin’ all the rules
If I catch that bitch I’ll beat her till she drools
In a city called Orlando where whores swim in pools
Dressed in’a wig and trench coat I waited for her plane
Got on the same bus must stay hidden must maintain
Chased the bitch to her car but she got in the damned thing
Now she got to the cops so ill have to pled insane…V3 and V4 as well as solo bridge are pending…
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