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October 26, 2008

PICS FOR TODAY:

CATAGORIES: I hate it when this happens, MY LIFE PICTURE DIARY, OUCH!, PANASONIC LUMIX DMC-LX3, PHOTOGRAPHY, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 7:31 pm

This is my mirror which was busted up in the Friday night hit and run… The plate i got ended up being wrong or from another car. The cops can’t help and I have gone through my insurance carrier to fix. I’ll need a new mirror and new wheel as well as some minor body work on the front fender. The appraiser will check the car out this week but I am expecting a $1500 price tag. If I ever see the dudes car i will give the info to the cops and carrier and see if they can subrogate against him. He is likely a no job loser who rents a junky dive and also has a junky car which is now a little junkier…

This is Spousalopogus with her coffee in the Miss Washington Diner this morning. We ate breakfast and then came home to work on painting doors and trim in the utility room. It’s coming along well.

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October 24, 2008

STINKING DRUNK OR JUST STUPID ASSHOLES:

CATAGORIES: I hate it when this happens, NEWS TO GET PISSED AT, OUCH!, WTF — Yarbz @ 7:34 pm

[0655hrs apx]: I just got side swiped by a stupid asswipe. He was going really slowly so I passed him legally on the right of the road (not highway) and he must have taken offense because as I drove up the road he passed illegally on the left and an oncoming car forced him back into my lane. He hit my mirror and front fender from what I can tell in the dark and then passed a van that was in front of me in the same manner. He was also forced back into the lane by oncoming traffic and forced the van to take extreme evasive actions. There was no head-on collision but he did take my mirror out on my new GTI and hit my front fender. I was a mile from home so I went home and called the police. I had the dudes plate or something very close to his plate and the NB cops told me this happened in Plainville. I called Plainville and they would not go to New Britain. They said I had to come to them. I had a couple drinks by then and going to the cops was not a great idea.

I will go see them in the morning and call the insurance company. I think I know the plate number and the car was a light blue or white compact that was older. I can’t come up with the model at the moment. If I see a pic I might.

What a fuck face he was. He (or she I guess) was a total dick.

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October 22, 2008

SAD FRANCISCO - LEGAL PORKING FRONT AND BACK

CATAGORIES: BONERS, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, I hate it when this happens, SPERM, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, WTF — Yarbz @ 11:23 am

San Francisco would become the first major U.S. city to decriminalize prostitution if voters next month approve Proposition K — a measure that forbids local authorities from investigating, arresting or prosecuting anyone for selling sex.

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October 14, 2008

MUNCHIE MAN MAKES MORONIC MOVE USING MARIJUANA AS MOOLAH:

CATAGORIES: CRIME, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, HUMOR, I hate it when this happens, MONEY, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 7:43 am

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October 9, 2008

CREEPY FISH STORY:

CATAGORIES: FASCINATING, I hate it when this happens, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, OUCH! — Yarbz @ 12:40 pm

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October 1, 2008

hump-day news update

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT FUCKS, CRIME, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, FASCINATING, GENERAL NONSENSE, History, I hate it when this happens, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, OUCH!, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, REST IN PEACE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, TRAVEL/ROADTRIPS, WEEK IN REVIEW, WTF, i love it when this happens — jorsabeck @ 12:45 pm

NASA finds snow falling on Mars

In an unprecedented discovery, NASA’s Phoenix Mars Lander has found snow falling from clouds on Mars, scientists say.

Theft of ‘666′ Road Signs Hit New Jersey Toll Roads

Is the Garden State Parkway the highway to hell? Or is the New Jersey Turnpike the road to damnation?

GPS Sends Another Driver Onto Train Tracks of Doom

New York man trusted his GPS so much that he apparently thought it was perfectly reasonable to follow the directions directly onto a set of train tracks.

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September 30, 2008

34 reasons for men (and women) to have sex!

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, BONERS, CULTURLA & PENTURLA, FASCINATING, GENERAL NONSENSE, GREAT QUOTES, HOT FOR TEACHER, History, I hate it when this happens, JOHNNY FUBAR, MONEY, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, OUCH!, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM, TRAVEL/ROADTRIPS, WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE, WTF, i love it when this happens — jorsabeck @ 11:53 am

1. Men who have sex three or more times a week can cut their risk of heart attack in half.
2. Regular romps will also halve a man’s chances of suffering a stroke.
3. One 30-minute roll in the hay burns about 200 calories.
4. Curb irritability:Tactile stimulation soothes nerves.
5. Having sex once or twice a week boosts the immune system by 30 percent.
6. An active sex life slows the aging process.
7. Dancing in the sheets releases sleep-inducing endorphins.
8. Improves your sense of smell.
9. Sex tones the pelvic muscles that support your uterus, bladder, and bowel, meaning better pee control.
10. Alleviates pain from arthritis and (hallelujah!) menstrual cramps.
11. Put more pep in your step.
12. Regular shagging can tighten your tummy and firm your bum.
13. Women who have sex at least once a week have more-regular menstrual cycles.
14. Sex is an easier (and cheaper) way to make up after a fight.
15. Improve your communication skills.
16. Sex can trigger the onset of labor when you’re at term.
17. Getting busy on the regular can improve your flexibility.
18. Gettin’ busy can boost body image,.
19. Doing the horizontal hustle can bring temporary headache relief.
20. Even bad sex is fun to dish about.
21. The more you have sex, the more likely you’ll be to continue to produce testosterone.
22. the more a man ejaculates, the less likely he is to develop prostate cancer.
23. Strengthen your core — it’s like Pilates without the annoyingly perfect instructor.
24. The best amount and quality of cuddle time comes immediately after the orgasm.
25. Good sex creates more love each time.
26. Best excuse in the world for pricey, pretty, frilly, silky lingerie.
27. Two words: “I’m preggers!”
28. You feel more confident and powerful in other parts of your life.
29. Activate your taste buds.
30. Stir creative juices.
31. A great way to release tension.
32. The one time a man’s oxytocin level can match a woman’s is after his happy ending.
33. Increases in blood flow to the pelvis keep the oven in good order.
34. Come on, do you really need another reason?

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September 23, 2008

HUGE BEAST TRAPS WOMAN

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT FUCKS, FASCINATING, I hate it when this happens, WTF — Yarbz @ 2:43 pm

A huge pig called Bruce has trapped a terrified woman in her home in Australia.

Caroline Hayes, 63, tried to leave her house in Uki, New South Wales, to use the outdoor toilet, but the animal bit her and shoved her back inside.

Bruce, who is the size of a Shetland pony, showed up at her home 10 days ago after his owners were unable to cope with him and let him loose in the rainforest.

Hayes began feeding the beast, but he became more aggressive, demanding more food and biting her on the leg when she tried to go to the toilet.

WHOLE STORY ABOUT BIG BEAST

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September 22, 2008

Thank you ford!

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT FUCKS, CRIME, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, GAS FUEL ENERGY, GENERAL NONSENSE, I hate it when this happens, MONEY, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, OUCH!, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, TRAVEL/ROADTRIPS, WTF — jorsabeck @ 12:24 pm

65 MPG Ford You Can’t Buy

Ford’s Fiesta ECOnetic gets an astonishing 65 mpg, but the carmaker can’t afford to sell it in the U.S.

Ford’s 2009 Fiesta ECOnetic goes on sale in November. But here’s the catch: Despite the car’s potential to transform Ford’s image and help it compete with Toyota Motor and Honda Motor in its home market, the company will sell the little fuel sipper only in Europe.

For the rest of the story, go HERE!