John Edwards is a lying cheat
And he admits it. Good thing he didn’t do well as a Presidential or Vice Presidential candidate.
TALK ABOUT HIS ANGER COMING TO A HEAD!!!
The businessman then reportedly tied one end of a rope he kept in his Aston Martin convertible to a tree and wrapped the other end of it around his neck as he sat in the driver’s seat. He then drove the car at a high speed onto a busy road, forcing other drivers to witness his violent suicide, the Mail said.
END OF AN ERA
PBS to cut Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood!
Yes, yes, you read that right. Sad but true, the Public Broadcasting Service, better known as PBS, has decided to cut Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood. If ever there were such a thing as true classic television, that has since gained cult status among us adults, it would be Mister Rogers’ and that crazy red cardigan of his. He will be sorely missed by a large portion of Americans, even if out of nostalgia.
FOR THE WHOLE STORY, GO HERE
August 6, 2008
From my e-mail: I am Voting Democrat…
I’m voting Democrat because ????
I’m voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending
the money I earn than I would.
I’m voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.
I’m voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq, I trust that the bad guys will stop what they’re doing because they now think we’re good people.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that people who can’t tell us if it will rain on Friday
CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Prius.
I’m voting Democrat because I’m not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that business should NOT be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don’t have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don’t want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I’m voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I’ve decided to marry my horse.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe oil companies’ profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 16.89% ($4.19/gal) isn’t.
July 30, 2008
Yes, I am alive…
Hey gang. Hope everyone is doing better than me.
In case you haven’t hard, I was involved in a dramatic car crash on Saturday the 19th of July. I was driving into own to get some lunch and drop by the ATM on my way to the lake for the afternoon. On my way down the mountain I had a hypoglycemic blackout. I crossed across 3 lanes of traffic, cut a phone pole in half and smashed into the front of an empty restaurant. Live power lines fell over my car & they had to cut power to a chunk of town to pull me out. I got medevaced by helicopter to UAB hospital in Birmingham.
I have had my right hip rebuilt. The ball in my hip joint was smashed through the socket and back out agin. I also had to have a broken nose set.
Link to photos HERE: http://www.flickr.com/photos/the_george_guy/
So, my car is totaled, I can’t walk for the next 10 weeks & may lose my job. How is everyone else doing?
FROM MY EMAIL:
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’ The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’ The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands. The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’
The wife and the fairy were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!…the husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female…
July 24, 2008
As lifted from the WSJ (Best of the Web)
Great Orators of the Democratic Party
• “One man with courage makes a majority.”–attributed to Andrew Jackson
• “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”–Franklin D. Roosevelt
• “The buck stops here.”–Harry S. Truman
• “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”–John F. Kennedy
• “So the point that I was making at the time was that the political dynamic was the driving force between that sectarian violence. And we could try to keep a lid on it, but if these underlining dynamic continued to bubble up and explode the way they were, then we would be in a difficult situation. I am glad that in fact those political dynamic shifted at the same time that our troops did outstanding work.”–Barack Obama
July 22, 2008
THE “MOAQ” (MOTHER OF ALL QUOTES):
T. Boone Pickens: “I am convinced we are paying for both sides of the Iraqi war.”
Thanks to www.Patdollard.com
July 15, 2008
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