CATAGORIES: CULTURLA & PENTURLA, WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 5:12 pm

File under: Week 44 of 2007

Sarah Harding Titillating, no?

Just a note to indicate that I will be on vacation for the next week or so. Wish me luck.

We have a story this week wherein everyone in it, the perps and victims, are all Fucktards. Other than the victim in this story (poor bastard), they are all Fucktards as well. Another nominee for Fucktard of the Week is a 79 year old nun in Milwaukee pleading no contest to sexually abusing two boys back in the sixties. I think , for some reason, that people think it is worse with a nun than a preist, don’t you? A strange double standard that. I have always thought of Yoko Ono as a bit of a Fucktard, but now her greed comes shining though. Remember the judge who sued for $54 million over a pair of trousers that were allegedly “lost” by the drycleaner? Well, he makes the list of FOTW again this week because now he has lost his job. Good riddance. What a boob.

This week saw parts of the Black Sea and parts of San Francisco Bay dealing with oil spills. There is a criminal investigation pending in the San Francisco Bay matter and we will not hear the end of this for some time to come.

Last Sunday marked Veteran’s Day when we all should appreciate what our veterans have done for us. I know I do. Thanks to all for your service.

For you comic book geeks (and I know there are a couple of you out there), Marvel has decided to put 2500 back issues of their classic comic books on-line.

As for headlines this week (and in fact a pretty bizarre story), this story about a man marrying a dog to atone for previous sins is pretty dang weird. I wonder if they consummated this marriage? It is headlines like this one that make you wonder about the future of the world. Like a guy marrying a dog isn’t enough…and for further proof the end is near, click here.

Lindsay “Like I Freaking Care” Lohan is out of rehab and is going about without any bra. Maybe she is taking cues from Sarah Harding?

Finally, from my e-mail this week, I got this: Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The I-tit will cost $499 or $599 depending on the cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Did anyone sense any kind of theme in this week’s edition?

Happy healthy weekends to all.