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Joseph Brooks wrote that horrible hit “You Light Up My Life”… He was arrested for rape etc. ( See Story)I can’t miss this oportunity. Here are his original lyrics with my re-written of his lyrics stanza by stanza (mine in red):

So many nights I’d sit by my window
Waiting for someone to sing me his song
So many dreams I kept deep inside me
Alone in the dark but now you’ve come along
So many nights I’d post ads on craigslist
Waiting for someone to be lured to my nest
So many sperm I keep deep inside me
Alone in the dark holding on to my dong

CHORUS
And you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
CHORUS
And you answered my ad
You give me wood, a nice big hardon
You enlarge my hopes and pump blood to my dong

Rollin’ at sea, adrift on the water
Could it be finally I’m turnin’ for home?
Finally a chance to say “Hey, I love you”
Never again to be all alone
Plied them with wine, they don’t know I’m a pig
Could it be prison time because of my bone?
Finally a chance to plead “Hey, not guilty!”
Bent over again by that dude.

CHORUS
‘Cause you, you light up my life
You give me hope to carry on
You light up my days and fill my nights with song
CHORUS
And you answered my ad
You give me wood, a nice big hardon
You enlarge my hopes and pump blood to my dong

It can’t be wrong
When it feels so right
’cause you…..you light up my life
It must be wrong
My butt feels so tight
Cuz you bend me over the rest of my life…