Ultimate defense for tailgating
As opposed to launching golf balls at tailgaters, I think peanuts is probably more sane and quite effective. Just hurl a “juggernut” or two (especially out the sunroof) and they back off pretty quickly. Plus, you might leave fingerprints on golfballs…
BTW: is TauBu really the best new beer? My gout has receded to the point where I think I might drink this weekend. Bonfires and then big lake party on July 3.
Happy Independence Day Weekend to all.
June 13, 2011
Too Funny Not to Share
We have avoided this subject for too long. From FARK: The Anatomically correct Weiner doll. You have to pay extra for the weiner and the toy blackberry. The pic alone is worth the click.
March 2, 2011
Bullshit Decision
This is one of the most bothersome decisions ever to come out of the SCOTUS. I can’t wait until Fred Phelps dies, so I can say whatever I want about him and protest at his funeral. I should start getting some really nasty signs together soon.
GOD HATES DUMBASS REVERENDS WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING! FRY IN HELL PHELPS, YOU FUCKTARD!
I understand the decision, I just don’t like it very much. Those F-tard jackwagons should not be protesting at military funerals. Period. Hell, they should not be protesting at ANY funeral, but now, we can all look forward to the death of the Rev. Phelps and know that we can protest his funeral with complete immunity in the eyes of the law.
GOD HATES BIGOTS! WESTBORO CHURCH LOVES SATAN!
PS: I love Sam Alito.
January 21, 2011
They say it’s your birthday…
January 4, 2011
Whaddya think?
Whaddya think about the Navy Captain who was relieved of his command after some four or five year old video comes out that was “inappropriate”?
I thought the video was well done and hilarious. I do not feel that he deserves to be run out of the service or his career.
Bovine fecal matter comes to mind…
November 5, 2010
THIS IS NOT THE COUNTRY WHERE YOUR STINKING LAW COUNTS YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!!
November 2, 2010
Election day
We can only hope for change (and vote).
Incumbants beware.
October 25, 2010
How to fix Congress
From my e-mail:
This isn’t Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Tea Party, Green Party or Independent; it’s the Right Thing for all parties.
THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!
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Congressional Reform Act of 20101. Term Limits.
12 years only, one of the possible options below..
A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms2. No Tenure / No Pension.
A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.
3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.
All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.
4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.
5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.
6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.
7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.
8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/11.
The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.
Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.
If someone sponsors this, they will get every vote in their district…




















