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July 1, 2011

Ultimate defense for tailgating

As opposed to launching golf balls at tailgaters, I think peanuts is probably more sane and quite effective. Just hurl a “juggernut” or two (especially out the sunroof) and they back off pretty quickly. Plus, you might leave fingerprints on golfballs…

BTW: is TauBu really the best new beer? My gout has receded to the point where I think I might drink this weekend. Bonfires and then big lake party on July 3.

Happy Independence Day Weekend to all.

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June 13, 2011

Too Funny Not to Share

We have avoided this subject for too long. From FARK: The Anatomically correct Weiner doll. You have to pay extra for the weiner and the toy blackberry. The pic alone is worth the click.

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March 2, 2011

Bullshit Decision

This is one of the most bothersome decisions ever to come out of the SCOTUS. I can’t wait until Fred Phelps dies, so I can say whatever I want about him and protest at his funeral. I should start getting some really nasty signs together soon.

GOD HATES DUMBASS REVERENDS WHO THINK THEY KNOW EVERYTHING! FRY IN HELL PHELPS, YOU FUCKTARD!

I understand the decision, I just don’t like it very much. Those F-tard jackwagons should not be protesting at military funerals. Period. Hell, they should not be protesting at ANY funeral, but now, we can all look forward to the death of the Rev. Phelps and know that we can protest his funeral with complete immunity in the eyes of the law.

GOD HATES BIGOTS! WESTBORO CHURCH LOVES SATAN!

PS: I love Sam Alito.

January 21, 2011

They say it’s your birthday…

John Farmer is 49. How the hell did he survive THIS long? The World Wonders…

January 4, 2011

Whaddya think?

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,I hate it when this happens — FloridaBill @ 3:32 pm

Whaddya think about the Navy Captain who was relieved of his command after some four or five year old video comes out that was “inappropriate”?

I thought the video was well done and hilarious. I do not feel that he deserves to be run out of the service or his career.

Bovine fecal matter comes to mind…

November 5, 2010

THIS IS NOT THE COUNTRY WHERE YOUR STINKING LAW COUNTS YOU STUPID IDIOTS!!!

November 2, 2010

Election day

We can only hope for change (and vote).

Incumbants beware.

October 25, 2010

How to fix Congress

CATAGORIES: BIG STUPID FAT IDIOTS,POLITICS AND POLITICIANS — FloridaBill @ 1:08 pm

From my e-mail:

This isn’t Democrat, Republican, Libertarian, Tea Party, Green Party or Independent; it’s the Right Thing for all parties.

THIS IS HOW YOU FIX CONGRESS!!!!!

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Congressional Reform Act of 2010

1. Term Limits.

12 years only, one of the possible options below..

A. Two Six-year Senate terms
B. Six Two-year House terms
C. One Six-year Senate term and three Two-Year House terms

2. No Tenure / No Pension.

A Congressman collects a salary while in office and receives no pay when they are out of office.

3. Congress (past, present & future) participates in Social Security.

All funds in the Congressional retirement fund move to the Social Security system immediately. All future funds flow into the Social Security system, and Congress participates with the American people.

4. Congress can purchase their own retirement plan, just as all Americans do.

5. Congress will no longer vote themselves a pay raise. Congressional pay will rise by the lower of CPI or 3%.

6. Congress loses their current health care system and participates in the same health care system as the American people.

7. Congress must equally abide by all laws they impose on the American people.

8. All contracts with past and present Congressmen are void effective 1/1/11.

The American people did not make this contract with Congressmen. Congressmen made all these contracts for themselves.

Serving in Congress is an honor, not a career. The Founding Fathers envisioned citizen legislators, serve your term(s), then go home and back to work.

If someone sponsors this, they will get every vote in their district…

ONCE JUST POLITICALLY UGLY, SHE HAS TRANSFORMED HERSELF TO MATCH HER SILLY POLITICAL SELF: HER STOCK HAS GONE WAY DOWN…


Click on the pic below to see her NOW!

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