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HE SHOULD EXCHANGE HIS 2ND ‘P’ FOR AN ‘E’

Yarbz — Wed, 21 Dec 2011 16:49:07 +0000

IDIOT.

Yarbz — Mon, 05 Dec 2011 16:54:32 +0000

BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: SEXUAL ASSAULT WITH MINORS AND DOGS?

Yarbz — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 20:54:19 +0000

WATERBURY, CT (WFSB) – A 21-year-old Waterbury woman and a teenager have been arrested in connection with trying to sexually assault a young girl. A dog was also involved in the alleged assault, according to Waterbury police.

FB holds court

FloridaBill — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 16:58:33 +0000

Nice Cowlick! God, I am humongous.

SHE PUTS THE WHORE IN ‘HO HO HO’

Yarbz — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:33:21 +0000

Forty six year storied career ends in rioting

FloridaBill — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 13:04:14 +0000

Who are they? Pedophile State University.

12 YEAR OLD SUCK…

Yarbz — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 12:09:18 +0000

When I was 12 is did some stupid shit but I’d have known better than to do this. I hope the parents have large homeowners policies for this lady and her family…

Worst excuses for missing work

FloridaBill — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:51:36 +0000

Top 15 from CareerBuilder.com:

Employee’s 12-year-old daughter stole his car and he had no other way to work. Employee didn’t want to report it to the police.
Employee said bats got in her hair.
Employee said a refrigerator fell on him.
Employee was in line at a coffee shop when a truck carrying flour backed up and dumped the flour into her convertible.
Employee said a deer bit him during hunting season.
Employee ate too much at a party.
Employee fell out of bed and broke his nose.
Employee got a cold from a puppy.
Employee’s child stuck a mint up his nose and had to go to the ER to remove it.
Employee hurt his back chasing a beaver.
Employee got his toe caught in a vent cover.
Employee had a headache after going to too many garage sales.
Employee’s brother-in-law was kidnapped by a drug cartel while in Mexico.
Employee drank anti-freeze by mistake and had to go to the hospital.
Employee was at a bowling alley and a bucket filled with water crashed through the ceiling and hit her on the head.

The beaver one actually happened to me once…(garage sale one too, but that is a much different story).

No Geddy, no peace!

FloridaBill — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 11:18:42 +0000

This is bullshit. RUSH is denied nomination into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame again! Donna effing Summer, but not RUSH? Wow. No Jethro Tull or Grand Funk Railroad? No Yes? KISS?

Here is a complete list of this year’s nominees:

· Beastie Boys

· The Cure

· Donovan

· Eric B. & Rakim

· Guns ‘N Roses

· Heart

· Joan Jett and The Blackhearts

· Freddie King

· Laura Nyro

· Red Hot Chili Peppers

· Rufus with Chaka Khan

· The Small Faces/The Faces

· The Spinners

· Donna Summer

· War

All worthy to some degree, but until RUSH gets in, I am boycotting Cleveland.

Ultimate defense for tailgating

FloridaBill — Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:00:01 +0000

As opposed to launching golf balls at tailgaters, I think peanuts is probably more sane and quite effective. Just hurl a “juggernut” or two (especially out the sunroof) and they back off pretty quickly. Plus, you might leave fingerprints on golfballs…

BTW: is TauBu really the best new beer? My gout has receded to the point where I think I might drink this weekend. Bonfires and then big lake party on July 3.

Happy Independence Day Weekend to all.