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August 2, 2010

This one’s for Spazticus

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS & SUBSTANCES,GENERAL NONSENSE,HUMOR — FloridaBill @ 2:18 pm

I read this and thought about you…

10 ways your toddler is like a drunk:

1. Mumbles in complete gibberish.
2. Gets louder when she doesn’t get her way.
3. Start fights if you tell her to behave.
4. Food never quite makes it to her mouth.
5. Falls over every five seconds.
6. Holds on to any poll-like structure.
7. Waves to all random strangers.
8. Pees and poops herself without any guilt.
9. Always tries to make it to your bed.
10. Has no concept of how late it is.

July 23, 2010

The End of History

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS & SUBSTANCES — FloridaBill @ 8:22 am

Click here.

WHAT? WHAT? WHAT? HUH?

“…Investigators said the wife lay down on the bed and Lonnie Pinnix shot her in the back with the toilet paper ammunition when she refused his demands to get back up…”
Click Quote for Whole Story.

Does this mean that when I wipe my butt I am assaulting my sphincter with a deadly weapon?

July 22, 2010

GOOD NEWS ON THE BOURBON FRONT:

I received this in an email frommy local and well managed liquor store, Liquor Depot in New Britain, CT

Introducing the only new item ever from Maker’s Mark: Maker’s Mark 46


While fans of the original Maker’s Mark are going to be eager to get there hands on a bottle of this new expression, Bourbon aficionados in general should be excited. This is a nice bolder, spicier, and more intense version of it’s younger brother. Regular Maker’s Mark is known for it’s smooth, mild character and drinkability, Maker’s Mark 46 is going to show off the bold flavors of big charred wood and smokey spice. This is created by taking Maker’s Mark and aging it an extra few months with extra charred stave’s added into the barrels. The then bottle it at 94 proof instead of the normal 90 proof. This adds the extra complexity that they where searching for. Maker’s Mark 46 is available in limited supply right now, so stop in and grab a bottle.

July 1, 2010

POOL FIXED JUST IN TIME… CHECK OUT SUNDAY AND MONDAY!

And here is a picture of a half off meter board at Eastside Restaurant in New Britain just cuz…

They began having happy hours in the outdoor beer garden where liter beers are the price of half liters and the meter and half meter boards are half off… Wonderful!

March 24, 2010

JUST ANOTHER NICE BRITISH BEER DRINKING GIRL

March 23, 2010

TESTING THIS BLURB APPLICATION FOR BOOK PREVIEWS. THIS ONE IS MY TRAVELS TO SPAIN IN OCTOBER 2007

This book was made shortly after we arrived home in late October 2007 and is chronologically organized covering all aspects of our trip beginning at our home with the stuff we packed. It goes through the airport and travel phases and finally into Spain. We arrived in Madrid in the morning dog tired from too many hours of travel and had to navigate using Spanish language signs through Madrid’s Barajas Airport to the rail line to the subway and then to the high-speed train from Madrid to Toledo where we have booked our first night.

The photos will show how tired we were. All through the rail portion of the first day, we were totally beat and on edge. Once we arrived in Toledo and checked in, we had been up close to 24 hours. We decided to stay up until 9 PM so we could sync up with the local time. We ended up wondering around the streets of the old city for hours, climbing and descending the steep stone streets before finally ending up at a restaurant & bar across the street from our hotel. We ate jamon and drank Spanish beer and wine until we collapsed into our room at 9 pm. There was an open air ‘rock’ concert in the Plaza de Toros which reverberated around the city that night and actually helped us fall asleep with the cool breeze falling into the bedroom from the ancient open window of our room above the stone courtyard of the hotel and apartments. Enjoy if this www.blurb.com widget works well enough.

This book was preliminary and I am looking to re-publish with tighter editing. Cheers, Yarbz

March 5, 2010

TWO VIDEOS I RECENTLY EDITED DOWN TO WATCHABLE QUALITY FROM SYRACUSE UNIVERSITY DAYS IN 1986/7… SO MANY MORE TO COME… SO MANY…

December 31, 2009

.708 IS PRETTY BUZZED… OF COURSE THERE MAY HAVE BEEN A MIRROR IN THE AREA AND SHE HAD TO DRINK THAT MUCH…

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