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something you never thought you would read on ‘the nutt’…

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, BONERS, CULTURLA & PENTURLA, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, GENERAL NONSENSE, I hate it when this happens, JOHNNY FUBAR, OUCH!, REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, SPERM, WTF, i love it when this happens — jorsabeck @ 6:28 pm

Top 10 Reasons When Sex Is Just a Bad Idea:

1. Because they cheated on you.

2. To gain someone’s love.

3. You’re doing it out of pity.

4. You dig his car.

5. To get something.

6. He bought dinner.

7. You’re drunk.

8. Your friends are doin’ it.

9. You crave attention.

10. To be mean/get revenge.

Personally, I don’t think there IS a bad reason: even bad sex is better than no sex… YES?

The rest of the story is HERE!

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“ALL AROUND GOOD GUY” SHOT DEAD:

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, GENERAL NONSENSE, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, REST IN PEACE — Yarbz @ 3:26 pm

I found this interesting. I wonder if he was an all around good guy…

The president of the San Francisco chapter of the Hells Angels motorcycle gang was gunned down after brawling with an unknown assailant, The San Francisco Chronicle reported.

Guardado’s lawyer, Patrick Ciocca, told the Chronicle. “He really was an all-around good guy.

STORY HERE

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August 4, 2008

TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS OUT THERE; FROM THE McSMITH’S.

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election, BEER WINE SPIRITS, GENERAL NONSENSE, GREAT QUOTES, HUMOR, barack obama, hillary clinton, john mccain — Houston @ 7:10 pm

Coworker received this today from his uncle in Ireland.

Subject: Letter from Ireland
We in Ireland, we can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a female pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can’t keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run. Now… On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord’s name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies??

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July 24, 2008

YARBZ OUT OF TOWN:

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, GAS FUEL ENERGY, GENERAL NONSENSE, PHOTOGRAPHY — Yarbz @ 5:16 pm

Hola rabble. I shall be out of town and FB is in charge… Be kind and buy him beers. I shall be in Washington DC hanging with the losers who go there seasonally… Actually, I’ll avoid politicians if at all possible.

I shall visit Marine barracks at 8th & I for the Friday Evening Parade. Wonderful and magnificant stuff. I recommend everyone see this once before they die…

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June 18, 2008

Ok, I’m bored at work

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, GENERAL NONSENSE — CinLin @ 12:35 pm

As Ben Franklin said, ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’ In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service

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THERE’S A LOT OF PEOPLE DOIN’ IT APPARENTLY… AS WELL AS EVERYTHING ELSE…,

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, CRIME, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, GENERAL NONSENSE, I hate it when this happens, OUCH!, WHACKAHOOHOO TRIBE — Yarbz @ 7:00 am

GO HERE

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June 13, 2008

FROM MY EMAIL: THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE BOOB

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, GENERAL NONSENSE, OUCH!, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, WTF — Yarbz @ 8:08 am

Why? He must be dateless…

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June 10, 2008

McCain to VETO BEER

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election, BEER WINE SPIRITS, FAILURE TO USE BRAINS, john mccain — CinLin @ 4:49 pm

www.cnn.com/video/#/video/politics/2008/06/10/sot.mccain.veto.beer.cnn