Ok, I’m bored at work
As Ben Franklin said, ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’ In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service
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THERE’S A LOT OF PEOPLE DOIN’ IT APPARENTLY… AS WELL AS EVERYTHING ELSE…,
June 13, 2008
FROM MY EMAIL: THIS GUY IS A COMPLETE BOOB
Why? He must be dateless…
June 10, 2008
McCain to VETO BEER
June 4, 2008
LINKED AT PAT DOLLARD’S SITE: FLORIDA BILL GOES CRAZY IN LOCAL SCIC OFFICE:
Sometimes it pays to have a phone video camera! (Click on the images to go to the link)
Also, there is a second angle here…























