USING THE SAME TACTICS THE NAZIS USED TO GAIN POWER, OBAMA WORKS TO QUIET OPPOSITION:
September 19, 2008
OBAMA OBAMA
Possible Johnny Fubar New Song. Lyric Rough Draft:
Obama Obama
Daddy stuck it in your momma
And they made the loser that’s youBarack Barack
Your spiel is such a crock
And your fans just eat up every wordObama Obama
The leftists’ Dalai Lama
You’re worshipers are kissing at your feetBarack Barack
It’ll be a massive shock
When the left is beaten once againEveryone’ll know you’re a pitiful loser
Everyone’ll know you’re rotten spastic man
Everyone’ll see you’re a lying sack of shit
Obama the man who would be KingObama Obama
You’ve been causing all this drama
But your star will fade and silence youBarack Barack
What will happen to your flock?
They just won’t believe they lost againObama Obama
You’ll go crying to your momma
When McCain and Palin win the gameBarack Barack
You can stick it in a sock
Cuz Michelle won’t touch you when you loseEveryone’ll know you’re a pitiful loser
Everyone’ll know you’re rotten spastic man
Everyone’ll see you’re a lying sack of shit
Obama the man who would be King
September 18, 2008
Political humor
A sleek black luxury car speeds down a Southern dirt road. It stops next to a farm pond. A man exits the car and kneels down beside the water and uses his hand to drink.
A farmer exits the hereby house and shouts to the man: “Hay, don’t drink that! My cows shit in there!”
The man from the car stands up and holds his hand to his ear as if to indicate he can’t hear the farmer.
The farm yells louder: “DON’T DRINK THAT WATER, IT’S FULL OF SHIT!!!”
The man from the car, with an ‘Obama For President’ sign on the side, replies: “ah, that’s what I love about being down South, you’re quaint dialects…”
The farmer replies even louder: “USE BOTH HANDS!!!”
MR. CHURCHILL YOU B RIGHT…
“There is not such thing as a good tax.” - Winston Churchill
MR. BIDEN, SUCK ON MY DICK!
Biden: Be Patriotic, Pay More Taxes. Dem VP candidate declares that paying higher taxes ‘to help get America out of the rut’ is patriotic thing to do…
YARBZ: “The patriotic thing to do is ask government to do less and save money and CUT taxes. Don’t ask for more, take less!
September 14, 2008
A Non-Partisan Look at the 2008 Election
Recently, I have been debating politics with some whose only sources of information are the agenda-laden blogs (Huffington et al). I decided I was tired of people who would only argue emotions and not facts and found this site. Now you can all discuss intelligently without parroting the last talking head/radio talk show host you saw/heard about this year’s campaign.
Now, you can have some real fun with the opposing side!
September 11, 2008
FREUDIAN SUB-HEADLINE?
I found this thing on FoxNews and thought it to be funny especially given Rosie’s pig with lipstick reputation:
September 8, 2008
Sal’s ‘Hail to the Veep’ Photoshop
Ok, so politicians suck and I personally think both parties have proven their incompetence. That said, Sarah Palin can override my veto anytime.Per telepathic message from dudes around the world, here’s a bit-o-skin from the feisty little hockey mom in Alaska. Cheers!
(posted with permission from SalUki who is hoping the Secret Service does not pay him a call)
September 6, 2008
Jill Biden and John McCain Dance Drunkenly on a Tabletop in Greece
Joe Biden has a deep and abiding affection for John McCain. “I walk in and Jill (Biden) and John are standing up on the table drinking ouzo dancing with one another” - Biden
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