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August 4, 2008

TO ALL OF OUR FRIENDS OUT THERE; FROM THE McSMITH’S.

Coworker received this today from his uncle in Ireland.

Subject: Letter from Ireland
We in Ireland, we can’t figure out why people are even bothering to hold an election in the United States. On one side, you have a female pants-wearing lawyer, married to a lawyer who can’t keep his pants on, who just lost a long and heated primary against a lawyer who goes to the wrong church who is married to yet another lawyer who doesn’t even like the country her husband wants to run. Now… On the other side, you have a nice old war hero whose name starts with the appropriate Mc terminology, married to a good looking younger woman who owns a beer distributorship.

What in Lord’s name are ye lads thinking over there in the colonies??

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July 24, 2008

As lifted from the WSJ (Best of the Web)

Great Orators of the Democratic Party

• “One man with courage makes a majority.”–attributed to Andrew Jackson

• “The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.”–Franklin D. Roosevelt

• “The buck stops here.”–Harry S. Truman

• “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.”–John F. Kennedy

• “So the point that I was making at the time was that the political dynamic was the driving force between that sectarian violence. And we could try to keep a lid on it, but if these underlining dynamic continued to bubble up and explode the way they were, then we would be in a difficult situation. I am glad that in fact those political dynamic shifted at the same time that our troops did outstanding work.”–Barack Obama

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July 15, 2008

ELECTION POST:

U.S. Senator Joe Lieberman (I-CT) today:

Senator Obama this morning said that he wants a foreign policy that is “tough, smart, and principled.” This afternoon, I ask: was it tough when Senator Obama voted to order U.S. forces to retreat from Iraq on a fixed timeline—regardless of the recommendations of our military commanders, regardless of conditions on the ground? Was it smart when Senator Obama opposed the surge and predicted that it would fail to improve security? Was it principled when Senator Obama said that he would order U.S. troops to retreat from Iraq, regardless of the humanitarian consequences for millions of innocent Iraqis—even genocide? Was it tough and principled when Senator Obama said he would be open to changing his plan for Iraq after going there and talking to General Petraeus—only to change that position a few hours later after being heatedly criticized by organizations like Moveon.org? I say respectfully, the answer to all of those questions is no.

Senator Obama also said this morning that he wants a foreign policy that recognizes that we have interests “not just in Baghdad, but in Kandahar and Karachi and Tokyo and London.” But what Senator Obama does not seem to recognize is that—in an interdependent world—what happens in Baghdad affects our interests in Kandahar and Karachi and Tokyo and London. What Senator Obama does not seem to understand is that—had we taken the course he had counseled and retreated from Iraq—the United States would have suffered a catastrophic defeat that would have left America and our allies less safe not just in Baghdad, but in Kandahar and Karachi and Tokyo and London.

July 10, 2008

Jesse Jackass at it Again

CATAGORIES: 2008 presidential election, GENERAL NONSENSE, REST IN PEACE — Spazticus @ 9:51 am

Link

I knew there was no way Jesse Jackass was going to keep his mouth shut if he wasn’t the first black presidential candidate.

June 26, 2008

SCOTUS DOES THE RIGHT THING!!!

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court says Americans have a right to own guns for self-defense and hunting, the justices’ first definitive pronouncement on gun rights in U.S. history.
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June 25, 2008

CHECK OUT THIS GUYS PHOTOSHOP OF OBAMA:

This is from the PhotoChops.com site. Some guy, not me, did this one. Technically average, but pretty funny nontheless:

HERE!!!!!

fucktards of the week: the scotus?

WASHINGTON — The Supreme Court on Wednesday struck down a law that allows the execution of people convicted of a raping a child.

In a 5-4 vote, the court said the Louisiana law allowing the death penalty to be imposed in such cases violates the Constitution’s ban on cruel and unusual punishment.

“The death penalty is not a proportional punishment for the rape of a child,” Justice Anthony Kennedy wrote in his majority opinion. His four liberal colleagues joined him, while the four more conservative justices dissented.

WHOLE STORY

A FANTASTIC T-SHIRT:

June 13, 2008

Caption Contest


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