CHARLES NELSON REILLY: DEAD AT 76

7 Responses to “CHARLES NELSON REILLY: DEAD AT 76”

1. Trench Says:
   May 29th, 2007 at 7:32 am

   Rest in…BLANK.

2. Yarbz Says:
   May 29th, 2007 at 7:35 am

   Nice Trench!

   Rest in:
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   -tomato sauce-
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3. FloridaBill Says:
   May 29th, 2007 at 9:21 am

   I thought he was already dead. Like Bob Barker…

   Wacky Wanda said, when I die, I wanna go out with a BLANK.

4. Trench Says:
   May 29th, 2007 at 9:21 am

   Wacky Wanda said, when I die, I wanna go out with a BLANK.

   Buttplug?

5. FloridaBill Says:
   May 29th, 2007 at 12:04 pm

   Don Adams says: with agent 99 under me.

   Bert Convy says: with a career. In anything.

   Nipsy Russell says: a white woman.

   Betty White says: a bang. (She was always so dirty in a mature sort of way)

   Richard Dawson says: with Bob Crane under me.

   Vicki Lawrence says: with the guy who knows how to turn the lights back on in Georgia.

   Gene Rayburn says, Sorry Trench, no matches were found. You get our nice parting gift, a date with Nipsy Russell or Bert Convey, take your pick.

   Charles Nelson Riley was unavailable for comment.

6. Trench Says:
   May 29th, 2007 at 12:11 pm

   Ooooh Bert Convy. He’s dreamy.

7. FloridaBill Says:
   May 31st, 2007 at 7:26 am

   I am certain that Nipsy Russell is upset.

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