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April 23, 2007

ONE SQUARE??? SHERLY CROW IS INSANE!

CATAGORIES: REASONS TO BUY DUCT TAPE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE — Yarbz @ 10:30 am

“Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required…”

16 Responses to “ONE SQUARE??? SHERLY CROW IS INSANE!”

  1. FloridaBill Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 10:39 am

    She is out of her two-ply cotton-based tissue mind. The only story I had for the Week in Review and you go and steal it.

  2. CinLin Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 10:42 am

    Is using toilet paper a God-Given right?

  3. Yarbz Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 10:51 am

    I know one thing… If we use one square of TP we’ll be wasting a lot more water washing the crap off our fingers.

  4. FloridaBill Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 11:02 am

    Good point BlogLord.

    I am pretty sure Adam and Eve didn’t have any in the garden of Eden…

  5. Yarbz Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 11:53 am

    Butt we must surmise that they both had horribly maintained buttholes

  6. FloridaBill Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    Maybe, but don’t call her Sherly.

  7. Trench Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 2:38 pm

    (Surpried no one has said this yet)

    DOES SHE NEED TP FOR HER BUNGHOLE???

  8. Yarbz Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 4:13 pm

    She only needs one square…

  9. Feste Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    Maybe she was talking about chick things when they need a little wipey for the cooter after taking a leak. Heck, we men don;t need no stinking squares for that.

  10. ZappaCrappa Says:
    April 23rd, 2007 at 8:46 pm

    Then in all fairness…we should put a “snatch tax” on all females buying toilet paper : )

  11. Feste Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 11:16 am

    Or create a female urinal.

  12. Yarbz Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 12:06 pm

    Today I used well over 100 squares during my morning dump. Sheryl Crow…take that!

  13. Feste Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 2:56 pm

    Informal poll: who does their daily dump on company time? I have a cousin who waits until after his 9am coffee to take is dumo, so his employer is paying him for the deposit and the use of 100 squares, etc.

    I dump at home most often, but then I am self employed.

  14. Yarbz Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 3:53 pm

    Work for me cuz its never ripe before nine and then it is quite so.

  15. ZappaCrappa Says:
    April 24th, 2007 at 4:10 pm

    I’m a first thing in the morning guy myself. And ANYTIME I crap…it’s on MY time : )

  16. FloridaBill Says:
    May 1st, 2007 at 6:41 am

    When the urge strikes, but usually first thing and in the home camode.

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