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February 26, 2010

Week(s) in Review

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — FloridaBill @ 9:00 am

File under Weeks 7 & 8 of 2010.

Are you brave enough for Chat Roulette? I am reluctant for some reason.

This woman, Amy Bishop Anderson, has to be the lead Fucktard of the Week this week. How uncommon is it that we have a female shooter in situations like this? I bet Trench knows. Did I read that she shot her brother when he was 18 and the gun “accidentally” discharged? Three times? There are no accidental discharges, only negligent ones. Three times? And she was a suspect in a pipe bomb case? She is a lunatic and has had other problems in the past..

But that was last week, wasn’t it? I was too ill with bronchitis to publish a WIR for week 7, so we got a new FTOW challenger: A pediatrician in a small town who molested over 100 kids. Kill him without delay.

Twenty seven year old soldier Joshua Tabor is a Fucktard for waterboarding his four year old. OMG.

Mr. Samson Ojo has to go on the list of Fucktards this week for leaving a family movie in a theater, only to rape a woman in an adjoining theater and returning to his seat as if nothing had happened. Wow.

Buh-bye to Evan Bayh, who is retiring as Senator from Indiana. Thanks Indiana! Mr. Bayh now paves the way for hope and a real change. Number 42 is on the way folks. Maybe it will be John Mellancamp? Oh please no.

Did some Fucktard actually assault the potential future leader of the free world on an airplane? Speaking of incidents on airplanes, Silent Bob (Director Kevin Smith) had something to say about his recent run-in with Southwest airlines about being too big for one seat.

Did you wear black for Cash today?

We can thank Ariana Huffington and her Post for the Most failed funny headlines.

Robert Pattison is allergic to vagina. Say what? Allergic to vagina? Something is bad wrong with that guy and not in a vampire kinda way either.

The Winter Olympics have been pretty cool these last two weeks Congrats to all of the medal winners. There have been some great stories; Lindsey Vonn, Joannie Rochette and more… The US has been kicking all form of ass in the games and medal contests.

Check out this slideshow of dolphins surfing near South Africa. Perhaps they were trying to warn us about what might happen when you put killer whales in theme parks.

From the “no shit?” headlines of the week comes this one: School Shooting Suspect Troubled. Ya think?

This story about Carnival in Rio had me recalling the last time I was at Soldier Field for a Bears game.

Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.

8 Responses to “Week(s) in Review”

  1. cj says:

    Free the killer whales. Kill the pediatrician and gun-toting Amy. End winter now. Make all of us rich without working anymore! blah blah blah

  2. FloridaBill says:

    I say we feed the pediatrician and the gun toter to the killer whales. Nobody gets rich wihtout working. Nobody.

  3. cj says:

    How do I get rich while working then Great FB?? I am not getting anywhere. However, as of today there are now only 364-1/2 days left before I can retire and get another job somewhere else so I can get more income into our home. Maybe then I can make some progress on becoming rich.

  4. FloridaBill says:

    I wish I knew. Perhaps you should play the lottery and gamble your paychecks? Congrats on your forthcoming retirement (of sorts).

    I may feed myself to a killer whale if I don’t get over this sickness soon. Where is the nearest SeaWorld to Chicago?

  5. cj says:

    Orlando is probably closest to you. I hope you get well soon. Seems like you’ve been sick a long time.

    Hubby and I did go to the boats and gambled Saturday. Our first time doing that. We were going to spend $50 each, but I got $20 to start and when I saw how fast I lost $5 on Blackjack, I decided to stay with the slots. I came home with a one cent voucher from my $20. Mike lost his $20, went for $30 and quit when he had $5 left. The place was smoke filled and it looked like a hangout for the elderly from nursing homes. One lady had an oxygen tank on and was smoking one cigarette after another. I left that area for fear she was going to blow us all up. When we got home I had to change clothes immediately because our lab/chow mix would not stop growling at me due to the smell and I was afraid of being ate alive by him.

  6. FloridaBill says:

    Why do they still allow smoking in those places? It should be outlawed everywhere that there are lungs.

    My lungs are apparently failing and I seem to be dying slowly and painfully. I hope I can hang on long enough to get in one final JuggFest (3-19/20) for Yarbz BIG b-day party.

  7. cj says:

    I want to go the party this year. It all depends on money, but we have not been doing too bad on having some of that around lately so just maybe we will be able to attend. I really want to spank Yarbz for his b-day. Hubby got laid off a couple of months, but we survived. Heck I am getting good at living on a dime a month.

  8. FloridaBill says:

    You will have to get permission from Mrs. Yarbz for the spankings, but I will gladly hold his camera(s) whilst you give him 50.