CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — cj @ 3:28 pm

It’s no wonder I like the people I work with, especially Daniel. Here are just a few of the emails I have received over the last few weeks from him.

“Opened my email this morning and the email at the top is one of the several USDA food recalls I get daily but this one was for “Snacks on Racks.” The next email was from MO Deferred Compensation: “Turn Your Snacks into Retirement Income”. Hmmm…I can complete my diabolical scheme for world domination and save for retirement!!!! Excellent! (Putting fingers together like Mr. Burns). “

Daniel didn’t think he was invited to our Fall breakfast yesterday morning. He then realized he was when he received a message about the meal.
“Look—I am too invited? Sniff, sniff—you guys are mean? LOL”
From sender to all employees: “Sorry all, big mix up. The breakfast is Tuesday the 17th.”
My response to Daniel: “It’s thanksgiving and we needed a turkey. That’s the only reason why you are invited.”

Who knows what this was message was about? He sent it to my secretary and copied me on the message.
“Jaws, what do you mean “it’s almost sad”? It is sad!! Why aren’t tears coming from your eyes. They are from mine….. I’ll get some little round paper pieces from the hole punch.”

And finally I get a drinking email!
“Does it count as drunk dialing if you call the guy at home and he is drunk!?”
My response: “It only counts if he asks you if you have Prince Phillip in a can.”