Week in Review
File under: Week 8 of 2007
I will be out of the office on Friday, so WIR is a day early…
I wonder if that duck got a hold of some of this powdered pig extract?
How did you celebrate President’s Day on Monday? Did you know that there are 3 Presidents, from the first five, who died on July 4? Two of them, Jefferson and Adams died on the same day!
RIP this week: Robert Adler the inventor of the TV remote control. Thank you Mr. Adler. Thank you very much. You have significantly contributed to the width of my ass.
This may be my favorite headline/story of the week. Based solely on the picture, that dude should not have a sword in the first place.
My selection this week of “stories of political correctness gone awry” comes from the University of Illinois who lost their mascot due to pressure from the NCAA. I call bullshit. I hope that doesn’t piss-off the bull lobby.
Finally, after 15 years since hurricane Andrew hit South Florida, this woman gets her electricity back on. Wow. That is almost as amazing as the discovery of a 44 year old video clip of the Kennedy assassination. I smell a conspiracy. Is CD still in area 102 or he has returned to the Midwest?
Speaking of conspiracies, who is responsible for Senators Obama and Clinton swift boating each other’s campaign money? This could get really good.
From the Who Gives a Shit files comes the story of Brittney Spears shaving her head and getting some small tatts. The next day, it is announced that she is going into rehab. She is one of my nominees for Fucktard of the Week. Her nomination was confirmed on Wednesday when she checked out of rehab, and then, guess what happened on Thursday? Yep, she checks back in. Who gives a shit? I think she needs a sanitarium personally. Fucktard. So is the McMissile Momma who is getting probation for heaving a McDonald ‘s cup with ice at someone who cut her off on the interstate when she could have got two years. Reminds me of what happened at Daytona last weekend.
Tuesday was Fat Tuesday and Mardi Gras is underway in the Big Easy. Since Wednesday was Ash Wednesday, I had someone put out a smoke on my forehead.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
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February 22nd, 2007 at 8:54 pm
C Dude is still toiling away at Area 102. But we all know that Kennedy was assassinated by conservative Barry Goldwater backers who not only killed Kennedy, but also any chance Barry had at getting elected President.
Chief Illiniwek…yea, that’s retarded.
I think the Obama-Clinton fight will be FAR more interesting than the election itself. May the best man win.
February 23rd, 2007 at 8:45 am
Brittney Spears has a lumpy head.
February 23rd, 2007 at 9:29 am
Brittney is doing her best Ross Perot imitation…”Larry…I’m in…no wait a minute….I’m out Larry. Larry…I’m back in it….wait…I’m out.” As she has checked her nasty skanky self out of rehab once again…you can take the girl out of the trailer park…but you can’t…well…you know the rest : )
As far as the Daytona….I am NOT a race fan. I wasn’t feeling well this weekend and put the race on as a “sleep aid.” I woke up with something like 10 laps left. Let me tell you folks…I could just about become a fan! ANYTIME a race ends with a car upside down and on fire crossing the finish line is just about as good as you can get for entertainment value.
AND lastly…the sword weilding scary guy in Wisonsin. Yep, he is a little “intense” looking…but you HAVE to give the guy credit. He thought someone was being raped and instead of just ignoring it and not wanting to get involved as so many would in today’s society…he went to the rescue. Kudos to him…let him go…and give him his damn sword back! And tell the upstairs neighbor to get some headphones for pete sake.
February 27th, 2007 at 8:02 am
Good points ZC. The finish at Daytona was quite memorable.