UNUSUALLY LONG…

5 Responses to “UNUSUALLY LONG…”

1. ZappaCrappa says:

   October 7, 2009 at 3:46 pm

   hmmmm…self penile injection…no thanks. Though I do think I have had a constant erection for 2 days…but that was back in my youth when I would get horny looking at the women’s underwear section of the Sears catalogue and had a series of girlfriends who’s baseball games were constantly rained out with runners at second or 3rd base…
2. FloridaBill says:

   October 8, 2009 at 11:38 am

   Yeah, that four hour “priapism” deal bothers me too. If true, I should have been in the hospital regularly for night time and morning wood. I do not think I could inject myself in that fashion either.

   If true, they guy deserves the money. If he thought it would make his member longer, instead of extending the length of time he would have an erection, now that is a completely different issue. Then, he would just be your standard dumbass.
3. FloridaBill says:

   October 8, 2009 at 11:45 am

   PS: I thought it was funny that his name was John Henry and was glad there were no pics (exceping the scary hypodermic needle). He waited “too long” to report the problems.
4. Yarbz says:

   October 8, 2009 at 12:02 pm

   I think the guy simply IS a dick. Maybe he was shooting himself in the wrong head?

   I think the scarring must be pretty bad to get award that size… I wonder if he had to whip it out in court?

   In order for me to self inject my schwantz with some needle i’d have to be way buzzed and even then I could not consider it. I could not even give myself injections of insulin in my arm if I had to… There is absolutely no chance I could ever be hooked on injected drugs like heroin etc…

   Anyway, the guy got a serious dong going and he should have seen the doc…
5. FloridaBill says:

   October 9, 2009 at 10:14 am

   Reminds me of a claim I once had. I rec’d a demand for $25k in a car vs. Motorocycle accident. As I read the medical reports for the claimant, I noticed that they had to “re-attach his severed penis”. Nothing of this severity was even mentioned in the plaintiff’s attorney’s cover letter. I immediately called the attorney and asked if he had read the medicals. He said that he had. And I asked if he was serious about a $25k demand (which seemed pretty low to me for the injuries involved when our insured pulled out in front of this poor guy on his bike). The attorney was blunt: his client did not want to have to drop trou in front of a jury to prove his injuries.

   It is one of two times in my nearly 25 years of insurance work that I have paid a demand in full.