Week in Review
File under Week 2 of 2009.
This guy (a Chinese recluse who enjoyed eating human flesh) was a major Fucktard of the Week. So were these folks:
This four year old who shot his baby-sitter for stepping on his foot.
44-year-old Rajini Narayan who lit her husbands junk on fire and killed him.
Charlie James Wilkinson who was jailed for killings after he was forbidden from dating his girlfriend.
How about this doctor sueing his ex-wife for the kidney he gave her?The BCS Championship game was played last night and Florida was crowned the National Champs. Congrats to the Gators. SEC football rulz. Too bad for Utah. I’d love to see them play Florida.
If Al “I am not very Funny” Franken won the election in Minnesota and Roland Burris was legally appointed by embattled Illinois Governor Blogyoyovich (see more on him below), lets seat them and get on with it. Diane Fienstein and I appear to agree on something. Wow.
Isreal decided to ramp up efforts against Hamas in Gaza this week. The press seems to be focused on Isreali use of force, but not on the fact that Hamas continues to lob missiles across the border. Yesterday Lebanon got involved and Hezbollah seems to want to take on Isreal as well. They are messing with the wrong people in my humble opinion.
Also, keep an eye on the rising tensions between India and Pakistan (two nuclear powers) as they try and figure out how to deal with the Mumbai terrorists. This could get real ugly, real fast.
Has anyone noticed the price of gas creeping back up towards $2 per gallon? It has steadily creeped-up every single day this week and I think the price is up over 25% in a very short time. Here we go again.
Can you spot the UFO (which could mean Ugly Fucking Oddballs) in the picture below? I saw it right away.
Rowdy Roddy Blogyoyovich will be under even more scrutiny when the Illinois House votes to impeach him today.
These were among the headlines that I had to click this week:
Yellow Submarine to Probe Antartic (Ringo must be so proud!)
Boy’s 1999 Disappearance Raises Questions (ya think?)
Vain Model Googles herself, sues over “skanky” findings. (Ahhh hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Also note the article has a link to “Hot Chicks with Douchebags” as well as another blog called “Oh No They Didn’t” which were mildly interesting)
Porn Industry seeks $5 Billion Bailout (Seriously?)
World’s Oldest Person credits Bacon (Man, is THAT good news!)
Vegas beer pong competition gets (almost) serious (there is hope for me yet!)
Iggy’s Skull Ring
Winter sucks. Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.
The doctor who wants his kidney back should get it or the 1.5 million he is asking for.
I do think Blago is guilty however why impeach him before it’s proven? I though people are innocent until proven guilty?
I think the doctor should shut the fuck up and move on. I don’t think he should get his kidney or any money (or any more press). I doubt that his organ constitutes martial property or the lady who lit her husbands junk on fire would have been righteous in doing so (which she was not). He has the absolute right to be pissed and I would be too, but he gave up that kidney and knows he can’t get it back with out killing his ex. If kidney’s are worth $1.5 million on the open market, I got one for sale.
Blago may not have TECHNICALLY committed a crime (of that I am not yet certain and yes, he is innocent until proven guilty), but he is a shitheal with a Schipperke on his head and should be removed from office now. The conspiracy count looks pretty bad for him. In the immortal words of Patty Blogyoyovich, “Fuck ‘em!”
What ‘cha up to this weekend?
Speaking of doctors I got laid off on Friday.
Dude, that is not good news at all. Best of luck!
I feel your pain…good luck and if you need anything you got my email.
Thanks. I’m actually hoping this will allow me to step out of my field but we’ll see.
You gotta jump that fence to get out of the field! Just ask Mini-Me’s dog.
You have been in my thoughts and I am certain that something will come along. Good to see you looking for that silver lining.
Thanks FB. Yeah the silver lining thing is new me. Must be the meds.