CATAGORIES: CRIME, GENERAL NONSENSE, HUMOR, MILITARY, NEWS & BREAKING NEWS & FOLLOW-UP, SPORTS, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAME, RETARDED & IGNORANT PEOPLE, WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 7:45 am

File under: Week 4 of 2007

Fucktard of the Week Nominees: Neil Havens Roderick II who tried to pass himself off as a 12 year old in order to get into school and troll for more victims. Neil Havens Roderick the first must be so proud! Note that Roderick II was involved in a relationship with a 61 year old perv named Stiffler and actually attended school when he felt like it. Delmar Sayre is a HUGE fucktard, or at least he used to be. Just like this Canadian pig farmer who was trying to kill 50 women, but even couldn’t do that right. The story grows more gruesome every day. This story isn’t much better and Edwin Gimenez, is clearly a fucktard of the highest order. No matter what you may think about the conflict in Iraq, I think you would agree that this Company: DiscountMats.com is run by fucktards. Who do they think they are? This story about fucktard Kerry White was big news around the greater Chicago area this week.

Of course, the biggest story around Chicagoland this week is the fact that the Chicago Bears are going to the Super Bowl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! One computer simulator has already played the game over 10,000 times virtually and predicts a close one. Sports writer Jay Mariotti penned this article about Coach Lovie’s pay issues. I hope Lovie stays in Chicago and doesn’t go off to Dallas.

One of the most bizarre stories of the week has to be about this lizard who will have one if it’s penises removed (apparently iguana’s have two) because it has had a raging hard-on for weeks. Why do they have two? Do they have four testicles? Do female iguanas have two vaginas? I have many questions (some practical and some sophomoric) and may want to be an iguana in my next life.

Need a new BMW Motocycle? They are free if you find one on the shores of England…There are lots of good pickings on the south shore this week.

Here is an intersting little tidbit, microwave your sponges to kill bacteria. Howsofreakingever, please make sure that the sponge is wet before you nuke it.

I know a couple of people who could use these new ThunderPants that are designed to eliminate odor when one flatulates.

This has to be my favorite headline of the week. Perhaps a new religion will start up over these “virgin births”?

And this has to be about the coolest non-lethal weaponry out there. Will they make a home model? I want one.

If you have ever been to Tijuana or anywhere in Mexico, then you know that if you can afford the uniform, you can be a cop. Now, they are issuing slingshots instead of firearms. Now heard all over Northen Mexico is the phrase “La parada o yo lanzará una roca pequeña en su dirección general”

Our friend Sal Uki sent me this link about Terror Free Oil. My addiction does not care from where the oil comes (as long as it is not Citgo), only that it comes at an affordable price. Also, you gotta drive to Omaha to get it and of course, it cost millions of Caribou and Reindeer their habitat to get a few ounces out of the Arctic (I am SUCH a tree-hugger when I want to be).

Happy healthy weekends to all.