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January 3, 2007

God is talking,

CATAGORIES: GENERAL NONSENSE — CinLin @ 8:45 am

to Pat Robertson

7 Responses to “God is talking,”

  1. ZappaCrappa Says:
    January 3rd, 2007 at 11:26 am

    I wonder if GOD has told Pat that he’s an asshole?

    ZappaCrappa’s predictions for 2007:

    1. ZappaCrappa WILL get drunk at some point in the year…probably more than once.

    2. Terrell Owens will spout off and say something stupid.

    3. Some high ranking elected official will get caught with his pants down with money sticking out his hole.

    4. Pat Robertson will begin his own “talk to god” hot-line where for a nominal fee, YOU TOO can talk to god…all proceeds will go to Pat Robertson so he can continue to do the lord’s work.

    5. Florida Bill will win the lottery and share his proceeds with ZappaCrappa.

    6. President Bush will mispronounce “nuclear” 392 times.

    7. Brittany Spears will sink into a deep depression after realizing that no one really cares if her skanky ass goes out without panties anymore.

    8. “American Idol”, “Survivor”, and the “WWF” will all merge making one big show that I can ignore instead of 3.

    9. Saturday Night Live will suck…..duh.

    10. “Juggernuts” will receive an unprecedented amount of publicity and become the number one googled site on the internet. For some strange reason it will also become a dumping ground for every decent looking woman who desires to post topless photos of herself on the internet.

  2. Feste Says:
    January 3rd, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    I agree with ZC.

    I also prediect that wingnuts such as Robertson will continue with their loonie tune antics and swell the ranks of atheists everywhere. Oh yeah.. .and this new Teutonic Pope will scare away more catholics than ever.

  3. FloridaBill Says:
    January 3rd, 2007 at 1:57 pm

    Nice commentary by Mr. ZappaCrappa and Dr. Feste. I love it!

    I wish God would talk to someone with a brain instead of Mr. Robertson.

    BTW, it is highly unlikely that number 5. will come to fruition, not becuase I wouldn’t share, but becuase I don’t play the lottery.

  4. Conspiracy Dude Says:
    January 3rd, 2007 at 2:28 pm

    Did you hear about Terrell Owens new cologne? It’s called Distraction. It has the has faintest smell of sweet victory as you let it slip through your fingers.

  5. ZappaCrappa Says:
    January 3rd, 2007 at 3:11 pm

    LOL

    I was watching a bowl game yesterday (don’t remember which one…think it was the orange bowl) and a player was wide open and dropped a sure TD. The announcer immediately says…”Well…he looked alot like T.O. on that one!” heh heh

  6. Conspiracy Dude Says:
    January 3rd, 2007 at 5:26 pm

    I’m still laughing at and with Boise State.

    Hook-n-ladder and the Statue of Liberty in the same game. OUTFRIGGINSTANDING!!!

    And beating Oklahoma - even better. Did you know that the wind never really blows in Texas. It’s just seems that way because Oklahoma sucks so much.

  7. FloridaBill Says:
    January 3rd, 2007 at 5:40 pm

    I think Boise State deserves a shot at whoever wins the Championship game, trick plays and all. Hell, as Dane brilliantly observed earlier on the phone, they are gonna have to extend the season and get into playoff games now in order to generate enough revenue to pay the coaches now that they get $34 million. The Bama deal with Mr. Saban will no doubt be the first of many mega buck contracts.

    What do you call Texas if you are from Oklahoma? Baja Oklahoma.

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