Week in Review
File under Week 43 of 2008.
I got a kick out of this picture that I thought looked like Sen. Obama blowing smoke. He does that so well. I know cause I watched his informercial last night. Billy Mays would have been proud.
Obama blowing smoke…
I thought this was clever: What Would Jesus Brew?
Congratulations to the Phillies who, after completing the longest game in World Series History, won the Championship last night.
Fish Dicks and Fucktards (I am not certain if there is any difference) of the Week:
Kyle Zaricor. An infant! How could he?
This 14 year old boy in Columbia, SC who killed his preganant mother and shot his sister.
Paul Schlesselman, 18, of Helena-West Helena, Ark., and Daniel Cowart, 20, of Bells, Tenn who planned to go on a rampage concluding with the assassination of Sen. Obama. WTF kinda place is Helena-West Helena Arkansas any way?
The LA Times. Why would they conceal this video? Why would they accept it and promise never to display it? Very curious me thinks.
William Balfour, the repeat felon who may have murdered Jennifer Hudson’s Mom, sister and nephew (his own step-son).
Drew Peterson. It’s been a year Drew; give it up. I am way tired of him.
Nicholas Browning, who shot and killed his entire family. Then he went to a sleepover at a friend’s house and played video games. Nice.
Alaska Senator, Ted Stevens, who was convicted this week of corruption charges. Also nice. You gotta quit Ted.
All tied up and indifferent
Well the woman in that picture must not have read the news this week about new home sales and the price of gasoline. I paid less than $40 to fill the Jimmy this week. Let’s hope prices stay low.
This had to be the best headline of the week: The Stink in Farts Controls Blood Pressure. Who knew?
RIP to Levi Stubbs who died last week. I actually met him (and the other three Tops) after a concert in Hartford years ago behind some auditorium near the State House. I was one of the few white folks at the concert. Women threw themselves and their undergarments at this man. It was like being at a Beatles concert or something. RIP Levi.
At least Levi didn’t go out this way:
Note the clever headline: Ferrari in Pole Position.
With the Presidential elections (among others) on Tuesday next week, don’t forget to vote. Please remember Joe the Plumber when you cast your ballot and also remember to roll the clocks back this weekend. Happy Halloween!
Enjoy your freedoms and happy healthy weekends to all.
Didn’t watch lying politician’s infomercial last night….don’t care anymore.
I NEED one of those “What would Jesus brew?” shirts. My best one so far is a softball jersey from our old team that reads across the back, “Beer…is there anything it can’t do?”
Screw the Phillies…I hate Philly teams just because of their obnoxious, toxic fans. Worst fans in pro sports in my opinion.
All Fucktards…each and every one of them. Ted Stevens should be locked away for life for being the epitome of self-serving, corrupt politicians and abuser of public trust. His “bridge to no where” is classic Ted Stevens.
I have filled up for the first time in months because I refuse to spend $100 to fill up. Gas at the corner market here is $2.29…and dropping.
Speaking of gas…good to know I no longer have to apologize…I’m just lowering my blood pressure thank you very much.
I will be voting Barr…Joe the plumber will have no bearing on that whatsoever.
I hate clock roll-back…it really messes with my fishing.
You have a good weekend too FB! Mine shall be filled with balloons and hopefully pretty women as we have a tethered demonstration with short, limited rides at UNT this weekend. Did one at TCU for homecoming last weekend and it was a ton of fun with many many pretty coeds needing assistance into and out of the basket….and I get paid well for that…go figure.
Cheers!
I didn’t watch the smoke blower’s infomercial… It would have made me sick.
The Jesus brew story I had read. Pretty interesting stuff and I bet it’s an awesomely good beer.
I am glad the World Series is over. This one bored me and I didn’t care too much who would win… It’s too bad somebody did win it… I was hoping that it would be postponed until Spring.
The baby doer must be put down. What else could better society than having this guy 6, no, 50 feet under?
The 14 year old mother/sister killer was just a kid being a kid… They are known to be irresponsible and do silly things. I say we should ground him and tell him not to do it again…then kill him.
That dude in the White power story pic looks like he is a member of the Gay Skinhead Bendover Club. Where do these people come from and can we get a cruise missile or two to modify the place?
Yes, folks, the media, for the most part, are working for the Obama campaign. The man is very scary and will surprise a lot of people if he gets in. He’ll have brown shirts all over including cyberspace… One more reason to be well armed prior to his taking office.
Balfour… He is a loser.
Drew Peterson is going to get away with it… He will get his eventually though…
What better way to take your mind off your mass killings than a fun video game binge? I would probably have a few beers and get some good photos of the carnage… Then blow my head off. He is a pussy for not taking himself out too…
Ted Stevens, just one more politician that should be booted. He is caught, most are not. That is the sad story. My opinion is that only about 10% of politicians are not guilty of something bad enough to get them thrown out of office. We are electing asswipes and the media only selectively pursues them…
The woman is all contorted and she is probably somebody who I would not like to meet.
Nice to see a move up in home sales… Heck the percentage rates are very good. You need legit credit and income now I believe…
Gas is much better but it will go up… Note how we won’t complain about $3 gallon any more.
Levi Stubbs is an icon. RIP dude…
The Ferrari pic is amazing… How they could walk away I can’t fathom… Looks like it should have been gory and fatal. Some folks have more money than brains or driving ability…
I will cast my vote in Connecticut where it will do no good. This is a liberal State but I will do my part… Maybe we should all drive to Ohio and vote. No ID necessary. All the Dems have done it, why not us.
The clocks are a pain in the ass… I think we ought to change the time constantly so that it gets dark at 9PM every day of the year. We could make clocks that do this automatically… Of course it would be dark until mid afternoon in the winter, but we’d still have daylight when we are off work!
Have a good one!
Thank you for the extensive comments gentlemen.
ZappaC, I am sorry that I didn’t get down your way this week to help you with those coeds. My trial began without me and I may still get down for a part of it. Stay tuned.
I was somewhat surprised that Yarbz did not comment about the stink in farts. Has maturity arrived? I hope not.
I LIKE when we roll the clocks back, but not when we lose an hour. It does mess with my rhythym.
Roll Tide.
I must have missed the fart thingy… Will look again later…
OK, I just read it… I think a Fart Pill would be a grand way to control BP. does this mean that beans can help produce more of the gas? I can probably bottle my farts and then sell it to a company that can turn it into pills. Or, it could be taken as an inhaler…
You have to wonder about a skinhead with the last name of Schlesselman. It’s like the Imperial Wizard of the KKK being named Hymen Finklestein.
Screw the Phillies…I hate Philly teams just because of their obnoxious, toxic fans. Worst fans in pro sports in my opinion.
You got something you want to say to me pardner?
It’s not smoke coming from Obama. Didn’t you know he can control the elements themselves.
“You got something you want to say to me pardner? ”
Only if you’re another one of those beer can chucking, spit on the other team’s fans, foul-mouthed drunken eagles/phillies/76′res fan
I’m just a Phillies fan and Sixers fan whose never been arrested.
I almost forgot…
Dear Tampa Bay,
Suck it.
Love, Trench