Politically correct Holiday Greetings (yes, from my e-mail)
To My Liberal Friends:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, or secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to observe religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures.
To My Republican Friends:
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year and may God bless you and yours in 2007.
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December 14th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Santa is The Devil.
December 15th, 2006 at 9:01 am
You only say that becuase he didn’t answer your request for a full head of hair.
December 18th, 2006 at 8:47 am
Happy Kwanza.