Week in Review
File under Week 30 of 2008
Hurricane Dolly said hello to south Texas and Mexico this week, much like this deer did in Italy:
This is just depraved. Andrea Curry-Demus, 38 is our first nomination for Fucktard of the Week.
This guy in Rome who beat his four year old daughter into a coma is our next nominee.
Demetris McCoy, who coaxed a couple of toddlers into smoking pot is a young Fucktard. WTF?
Kimberly Wooten, a serial arsonist gets her own nomination. Only 15 years?
Radovan Karadzik is our next Fucktard. The Butcher of Bosnia Busted!
Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer are our next nominations. Honestly, who sets their friend’s crotch on fire? The guy had second degree burns on his testicles!
Edwin Hall, 27 of Kansas who will rot in prison instead of the death penalty, which he deserved, is next on the dance card.
Michael Savage is a Fucktard for saying that kids with Autism are just brats who need better parents.
Speaking of better parents, Casey Anthony is NOT one. She is a Fucktard. Why wait an entire month to report a missing child?
Here is a photo of one of our final nominee (and major dumbass) this week, Kyle Burress:
Some of the best reading I did this week was the op-ed piece by Charles Krauthammer about Obama asking to speak against the backdrop of the Brandenberg Gate in Germany. Great stuff. Meanwhile, the McCainiacs are spinning Mr. Obama’s trip to the mid-East. Neither candidate announced their running mate this week.
Steve “Goatboy” Bartman may come out of hiding soon. I hope not. He should wait until at least the Cubs have a new owner.
The giant salmonella scare of 2008 was related to one jalepeno pepper. One. There can only be one. Stay away from the fresh peppers. Salomeno Jalapeno!
The FCC did away with the fine for Janet Jackson’s breast that was nearly bared for an entire 9/16’ths of a second at the Superbowl.
I enjoyed this site (and was surprised it was not blocked form work because it is definately NSFW. Turns out some of it IS blocked). Don’t miss Episode #17 on the Penis!
I am curious as to Feste’s take on this article about what Doctors really think. I bet he has some better stories.
On the topics of lines, this headline grabbed my attention: Lesbos islanders lose lesbian case. Here was another good headline. Let’s see, they rescue the dude after he falls off a yacht, then shoot him. OK.
Robot Restaurant. Freaky.Speaking of freaky, I think a UFO may have hit this plane.
Rumor has it that ConspiracyDude is in town this weekend. That does not bode well for several brain cells in this area.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
Then there was the circus known as SEC Media days.
ConspiracyDude is in town…let’s get ready to stumble.
LOL. Do we have a full-on plan for CD’s triumphant return?
No confirmation yet.
I just spoke with SalUki. They are headed to the golf course (I can’t make it, damnit!) and will watch Cubs game afterwards. Plan remains loose after that…mention of party in Yorkville or bonfire in the Private Forest…
My votes for the fire…more central location.
And I dont’ have to drive…should be a nice night for it.
Michael Savage is a Fucktard for saying that kids with Autism are just brats who need better parents.
While he is a definite fucktard there are too many parents who use autism, aspergers, or ADD to try an explain away that both them and their kids are dumbasses.
Dumbass is one thing, but autism really exists. It should not be an excuse, but a diagnosis.
As for Friday night, Conspiracy Dude and Spazticus stopped by my place and then we were supposed to proceed to Dorkville. However, my dog took one look at C-dude and ran away. I was going to follow C-Dude to Dorkville, but instead spent two hours looking for the freaking dog (who was hiding behind the air conditioning unit. By the time I found her, I was in no shape to drive.