Ok, I’m bored at work
As Ben Franklin said, ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’ In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service
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6 Responses to “Ok, I’m bored at work”
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June 18th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
June 18th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Very interesting. I shall live by this…
June 18th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
And… I am bored at work too. Too bad you’re not closer cuz we’d drink a lot of poop free beverages considering the mood I am in right now!
June 18th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Sounds dangerous to me…
June 18th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Not as dangerous as eating fresh produce.
June 18th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Good point.