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June 18, 2008

Ok, I’m bored at work

CATAGORIES: BEER WINE SPIRITS, GENERAL NONSENSE — CinLin @ 12:35 pm

As Ben Franklin said, ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’ In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I’m doing it as a public service
:razz:

6 Responses to “Ok, I’m bored at work”

  1. jorsabeck Says:

    :lol:

  2. Yarbz Says:

    Very interesting. I shall live by this…

  3. Yarbz Says:

    And… I am bored at work too. Too bad you’re not closer cuz we’d drink a lot of poop free beverages considering the mood I am in right now!

  4. FloridaBill Says:

    Sounds dangerous to me…

  5. CinLin Says:

    Not as dangerous as eating fresh produce.

  6. FloridaBill Says:

    Good point.

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