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June 2, 2008

KENNEDY TO HAVE TUMOR AND “LIBERABELLUM” REMOVED TODAY WHICH WILL CAUSE HIM TO BE NORMAL-ISH:

12 Responses to “KENNEDY TO HAVE TUMOR AND “LIBERABELLUM” REMOVED TODAY WHICH WILL CAUSE HIM TO BE NORMAL-ISH:”

  1. FloridaBill Says:

    Define “normal-ish”.

  2. Yarbz Says:

    There is no difination. It is defined by the reader.

  3. FloridaBill Says:

    In my estimation, he can never been “normal” or “normal-ish”: Silver spoon fed, life of Riley, trajedies galore, wealth beyond dreams, above the law. Nothing normal here, please move on. His liberabellum is larger than most and much more malignant. Even if it is succesfully removed, I am certain it will be immediately re-planted into Mr. Barack H. Obama (I didn’t want to use his middle name for fear of being called a douche; as if I named him!).

  4. Yarbz Says:

    Breaking news: Once they opened him up they stuck an electrode onto his brainy bits and found the memory of the car crash and he confessed (eletronically)…

  5. cj Says:

    Poll time:

    How many times have you gone out of your home in a vehicle since the age of 16 and woke up not knowing where you were? Have you ever maimed or killed anyone while intoxicated? Be honest please. This is not intended to bring up old memories or guilt feelings. If it does so, then perhaps Teddy would prefer not to keep hearing unfortunate events that he will always feel responsible for over and over again.

    “Silver spoon fed, life of Riley, trajedies galore, wealth beyond dreams, above the law. Nothing normal here, please move on.”

    Does this statement fit your life somewhat, FB? Do you have the means to survive the economic realities we now see at the end of W’s rein? I do and you do I am certain. How many others can maintain a life within the means of their income in days when gas will reach over four dollars a gallon?

    I can’t help remembering this line, “Poor George, he can’t help being born with a silver spoon in his mouth!!!” LOL!! Hard work and a good income. America needs both. Will we survive the future..without being born with the proverbial silver spoon?

  6. Yarbz Says:

    I have only killed 25 people in 16 accidents. 4 male adults, 6 female adults and the rest were cute children. I was drinking and didn’t know I hit them until I got out of the car and saw their ooggy guts on my bumper. Luckily I had a big bottle of Windex and got the losers guts off my car. How dare they be in front of me when I’m drunk? Don’t they know better? Anyway, I did take all their ID’s and send sympathy cards to the spouses and parents. That made me feel good.

  7. cj Says:

    At least you admitted to the act. I always carry Windex in the car for the same purpose.

  8. FloridaBill Says:

    I never killed anyone, but have had my share of accidents, all of which I regret and take responsibility for causing if they were my fault (some were not). I plan to share some of the photos of those cars I crashed (and some others) with my son this afternoon so he can understand what happened in those accidents and how he can avoid the same thing himself. Perhaps he can learn from my errors.

    The important thing here is responsibility. Mr. Kennedy waited over eight hours to report that poor Mary Jo was in his car, underwater at Chappaquidick. I would not do that out of fear of losing some political aspirations; I would face the music. I would have called the cops right away. I have never tried to cover-up a rape that happened on my property and never would. I have not survived a plane crash that killed the other occupants. I have never considered myself above the law. Laura Bush killed someone in a DUI accident when she was in college (it’s true, look it up). She took her medicine. Mr. Kennedy tried a political cover-up that has, rightfully so, backfired on him for years and kept him from the presidency when he ran against Carter in the primaries some years back. He has worked very hard in the senate and even though I disagree with his politics, I recognize his efforts and those of his two brothers so tragically lost to assassin’s bullets.

    Despite having grown up in a nice and moderately well to do family, I have earned everything I have and have had steady work since I was 14. I certainly have a nice life, but have not enjoyed the “life of Riley” as Mr. Kennedy has. I am comfortable because I have worked my ass off. I must say, I took some offense at your comments cj. “Living the life of Riley” suggests an ideal life of prosperity and contentment, living on someone else’s money, time or work. I would guess that statement fits my life about as much as it does yours cj.

    What do you mean “when” gas reaches $4 per gallon? It already IS there and headed for five.

  9. Yarbz Says:

    FB being all serious ans shit… You’re the laziest person I know. Never showin’ up for work, always drinkin’ MD 20/20 for breakfast and shit. The last claim you had at SCIC was settled 400% more than the demand… Then there was that time with the 500lb woman… :grin:

  10. FloridaBill Says:

    Oh yea, I forgot.

    I am not the one turning on the lights in the office every day. I have not had the “same” job for 22 years despite reorganizations, turnover, mergers, acquisitions, etc. and the desire to do something else and stop putting up with the bullspit periodically. I never support my family and expect and in fact consider myself ENTITLED TO handouts from everyone, including the government. I keep my employment by paying more than I should on claims all of the time and never doing what I am supposed to do. I don’t work my ass off at home with food, cleaning, yardwork, kid time, etc. So what if I like Mad-Dog in my corn flakes and have been completely stoned out of my gourd to the point I can’t see or speak for the last 25 years.

    I AM RILEY and my life is made up of contentment at the expense and labor of others.

    That 500 pound woman meant nothing to me.

  11. cj Says:

    Sorry to offend you FB. I only wanted to push your buttons because I haven’t done that in a long time. :twisted:

    The 500 pound woman new she meant nothing to you. That is why she never bothered to tell you that you were poking her belly button.

    The brain tumor caused Teddy to forget about Mary Jo, including the alcohol. The tumor is also the cause of Teddy backing Obama. The truth is finally revealed.

  12. Yarbz Says:

    FB, don’t the truth feel good to let out!

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