MOST IMPORTANT HEADLINE OF THE CENTURY (SO FAR)?

6 Responses to “MOST IMPORTANT HEADLINE OF THE CENTURY (SO FAR)?”

1. Yarbz says:

   May 30, 2008 at 12:59 pm

   I saw that on FoxNews. He did it without his weenie. I don’t think he’d be caught near a cooter.
2. FloridaBill says:

   May 30, 2008 at 1:04 pm

   Exactly. He didn’t impregante anything. His sperm was used via turkey baster method. I’ve added “sperm” tag as it seems appropriate.
3. Yarbz says:

   May 30, 2008 at 1:06 pm

   You should add “Turkey Baster”… If she does not marry Clay will that make the baby thing a “turkey basterd?”

   The child is sooooo screwed.
4. FloridaBill says:

   May 30, 2008 at 1:48 pm

   Yes, the child will be a Turkey Basterd and will be very teased cause its daddy jerked off into a petrie dish and Mom got the old IVF baster and viola!

   It’s uncle (David Foster of “Princes of Malibu” Fame and other MAJOR musical accomplishments) will take care of everything. It will likely be very musically talented and with a healthy dose of the ghey.
5. Conspiracy Dude says:

   May 31, 2008 at 12:56 pm

   Thanks to the miracle of modern medicine a 29 year old ghey virgin can become a father.

   That’s farktastic.
6. goober says:

   June 2, 2008 at 8:48 pm

   OMG – it’s a boy!! Be sure to send something PINK!! LMAO (oops I mean blahh – shit damn typos – I mean blue – damn I can’t get it right) I know FB you will be the first in line to send something – LOL. I guess he’s REALLY hoping that it – crap – HE – will have the same singing talent as he does. Can we all laugh now??? What does he think? He’ll be the next President or something?? OMG – we are ALL really in trouble – LOL I just hope he doesn’t have high hopes for him or he just might be disappointed. Like we don’t see THAT coming. LOL