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May 16, 2008

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 7:09 am

File under Week 20 of 2008

I thought this was a great pic:

This one too:

We started the week with an earthquake in China and more tornadic activity in the US. Just like last week in Myanmar, the death toll in China went up every day. Some of the pictures are horrifying. I think Mother Nature is trying to kill Algore, but just can’t find him.

We got a good headline with a great quote from Sergio Garcia after winning the Players Championship.

How many of these wacky festivals would you want to attend? I want to go to the Redneck games!

Here is this weeks “Everybody Panic” headline. There are 30,000 giant pythons loose in the swamps of Florida and they are coming to get you. Really. This headline about an embryonic twin creeped me out. Here is a headline about beer that is a sure sign the economy is in recession. Folks, life is too short to drink crappy beer.

This was impressive:

This guy could change the whole world of business and personal travel.

The list of Fucktards this Week:

Jocelyn Kirsch and Edward Anderton, pictured above. May they rot.
Latangia Anderson, 23, Johnny Brown, 20, and Paris Moore, 19, all of Cleveland who participated in beating a man to death, stripping him naked and then urinating on his head. What a swell bunch of fellas.
These two un-named asshats who dug up a corpse and used the skull as a bong. Use a potato or a beer can or aluminum foil you idiots.
Jean Pierre Orlewicz, only 18 and going away for life for his little “thrill kill”. Buh Bye fucktard. Take some duct tape for your bunghole.
Speaking of Bungholes, Todd B. Barkau, 35, and the victim’s 44-year-old mother are clearly Fucktards for training a 12 year old to be a dominatrix. How could they?
Larnell Mace of Zion, IL who beat his 4 month old daughter to death. I don’t care how bad his upbringing was, his daughter now doesn’t get one. He should be beaten to death by Anderson, Brown & Moore from Cleveland and then get pissed on by anyone who is offended by his horrific actions.
This yet to be named Austrian ax murderer is clearly a Fucktard.
Brian Crowder who apparently likes setting the state of Florida on fire, is an arsonist and a fucktard. Nice mug shot dipshit.

Happy healthy weekends to all.

8 Responses to “Week in Review”

  1. FloridaBill says:

    Good points all Sloel. Check in this week for some Anti-Fucktards.

    Ms. Kirsch is talented isn’t she?

  2. sloel says:

    I get the feeling that everyday is a redneck festival in East Dublin, Georgia.

    What bothers me most about the list of Fuktards is not so much what they’ve done, but how many there are to choose from each week. In the future, it might save FB time to compile a list of people who are not Fuktardish.

    Not that I condone stealing people’s identity, but at least the dude partnered with a hot chick. He won’t be getting that quality of tail in prison. I hope he enjoyed it while it lasted.

    With the cost of gas, my flying car will have to be a glider.

    A happy healthy weekend right back at ya.

  3. FloridaBill says:

    Yes, I was definately supposed to have a flying car by now. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang is long overdue.

    Interesting side-note/worthless trivia: they keep the Chitty Chitty Bang Bang car at the “West Chicago Bar and Grill” in Sugar Grove, IL in a small car museum. It cannot really fly.

  4. Trench says:

    I second ZC’s nominee for FOTW.

    And I want that jetpack so very bad. We were promised those years ago. And the flying cars.

  5. jorsabeck says:

    Anybody up for a trip to the Pun-Off? :twisted:

  6. CinLin says:

    Indeed Volcano + Lightning is a totally too cool pic.
    I see a rather evil looking demon in it.

  7. FloridaBill says:

    Dude, I feel for your daughter’s classmates. That is horrible and you are right, the dude shoulda offed himself. However, it is really hard to beat yourself to death with a baseball bat. He is a coward and a fucktard. I would be happy to hit him with a nice aluminum Louisville Slugger right in his fucking teeth until he breathes no more.

  8. ZappaCrappa says:

    Volcano + Lightning = Very cool pic.

    Yep….redneck festival for me too…I guess its in my blood :roll:

    My Fuctard of the Week isn’t presented here. I nominate Brent Stephens.
    http://cbs11tv.com/local/baseball.beating.ex.2.721971.html

    This Fucktard beat his former wife and the mother of his children to death at her place of employment with a baseball bat. THEN he decides he might want to kill himself. Of course, being the corward that he is, he chickened out of doing the ONLY honorable thing left for him to do. My daughter goes to school with his now parentless children. Nice job fucktard.