Week in Review
File under Week 17 of 2008
I want to thank everyone again for the great JuggFestSouth last weekend. I learned once again that Southern hospitality is real and tangible and warm and fuzzy. Special thanks to the Ttrogg family (he and his Mom and sisters and The Geekess are awesome hosts) and the Derf Family and Weirdsin for the fantastic food and a place to lay my head. DaneBramage is and always will be a good dear friend. What great friendships we have all shared over the years! JorsaBeck’s bbq sauce may stain, but it is damn good. I paid $26 for a fishing license and caught one teeny little bass, but it was well worth it. I probably do not need to drink again for a month. It was super good to see everyone and I can’t wait to see you all again.
With that said, let’s get on with the Week in Review:
This is the sexiest woman in the world (except Mrs. FB):
Megan FoxFucktards of the Week:
Rozlynn Rodgers, 19 who drowned her kid because it interfered with her “night life”.
James Earl “Jimmy” Carter, Jr. Anyone who calls Condi a liar is a Fucktard, but he goes and meets with Hamas, a known terrorist organization. Wow. I think that may well be a crime.
Whoever did this is certainly guilty of Fucktardary of major proportion.
These four big time Fucktards who shot a bank teller who was pregnant with twins. They survived. She did not.
Blade actor Wesley Snipes who tried like heck to avoid paying taxes. He might try the same thing with death.
This un-named 16 year old asshat from Mishawaka, IN who planned a Columbine-like attack. Get a grip dude.Great headlines this week:
Priest Missing After Balloons Carry Him Off. They were mean and strong balloons.
AUSTRALIAN HOSPITAL FORCED TO CLOSE AFTER IT IS OVERRUN BY POISONOUS SPIDERS.
It was the great Australian spider stampede of 2008!
By a long-shot, this was my favorite headline this week. Eamus Catuli!
The truth in this headline is obvious. Ann Coulter rulz!
Dane already posted something about this one, but the headline is just too good.And this, boys and girls, is how galaxies are made:
Hubble pic. Of what does it remind you?
This story about the separation of children from their polygamist parents bothers me deeply.
I thought this was an interesting human interest story about a guy who lives in our home town who has a sod roof. I always wondered about it and who lived there. Now I know.
Here is another keen story about a blind dude who kicked the crap out of an intruder. Well done sir!
Happy healthy weekends to all.
PS: Much love to Trench for filling in last week and continuing to chronicle fucktardary around the planet.
Celestial Sex, Awsome!
The Rodgers bitch must be beaten with a nail spiked hose.
Jimmy Carter is a turd coming out the butt of Hamas’ anus.
Zip tie guy must die. Seriously. Could have been me driving down the road and getting kilt.
Shooting anyone is bad. shooting a preggers teller who didn’t pose a threat to them is grounds for penis amputation without anesthesia using a dull rust pocket knife and then have their nuts squeezed slowly with a clamp until the explode like a ripe cherry tomato.
Wesley Snipes better buy butt wipes.
The 16 year old is not worth saving. He should be kilt.
Too bad about the balloon priest. I thought that was pretty neat idea.
Poison spider story didn’t show up on the link but it is probably because the spiders ate the story and are now coming for us!
10,000 win… When will they win the WS?
I WOULD turn down a BJ from Hillary. Would you? Once she gets her lips around your meat she’ll suck the life out of you and the suction would be so much that she’d empty your pockets of cash through your skin.
Once again, stay away from penis thieves. You can usually find them by seeing the multiple penis outlines in their pants… The US State Department should issue a warning…
The Galaxy pic looks like it is aligned with African Penis stealers…
The children being separated from the polygamist bastards is a good thing. They will have a change to live a normal life. They were fucked beyond help until the Gov went in there. They are now going to see normalcy…
“It’s a dirty story of a dirty man and his clinging wife doesn’t understand…”
Blind guy helps intruder SEE the error in his ways…
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Thanks for taking the time to hit them all. I un-farked the spider link.
Hopefully, this is the year for the Cubs!
The girl in the pic is very nice.. I forgot to comment on her… (I said “on her…” Oops.)
Hubble pic looks like the left kidney to me.
So that’s what a left kidney look like; two galaxies fucking?
BTW Ms. Fox is engaged to Brian Austin Green, of 90210 fame….
I thought the galaxy looked like one of those Stargate thingys. Too much sci-fi here.
Feste, you never answered the lap band question….
Gotta go with 16yo fucktard for obvious reasons.
FB, no love for fillin’ in last week sort of?
I gave you some love in another comment thread. See one of the first JuggFestSouth Post threads. I thought you did a spectacular job!
My bad.
No, MY bad. I shall edit the post immediately to add love.
Not necessary but ok.
The word fucktardery just rolls off the tongue.
Also try Fucktardedness or Fucktardingly (if you need an adverb).
DB… sorry; I missed the lap band question…. could you restate it?
Can you install one Feste?