Skiing Misadventure
Two weeks ago I fell and landed flat on my left hip on an icy mogul. I waited too long to take the pic, the bruise was much more impressive last week.
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April 13th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
Ouch… That looks like a good one… A little stiff no doubt. Anybody get a pic of you falling! Speaking of bloody sores…
April 14th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Sweet FSM dude, that looks painful. Good use of the Penturla tag.
April 14th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Sweet jeezus - last thing I want to see on a Monday morning is a flash of Feste F.U.P.A.!
April 15th, 2008 at 1:05 pm
OK, I’ll bite: FUPA? (Fucked Up Personal Asskicking? Found Under Physicians Ass?)
Feste: That is NOT a hip. Loosen your binders and/or avoid icy moguls.
And no more waiting to take pics. We want only fresh bruises at the pique of bruisiness.
April 15th, 2008 at 3:03 pm
F.U.P.A. is an acronym for Fat Upper Pussy Area - sometimes called the Gunt.
It’s a term applied to females but can be masculine by replacing the word pussy with penis.
If you look closely at the photo (it ain’t easy) you can see F.U.P.A. where the robe is parted.
April 16th, 2008 at 9:58 am
In college we called it the C. G…. only for chicks of course.