Week in Review
File under Week 14 of 2008
It is 3:00am, who do YOU want answering that call? Why is there a person on the floor? Also, Obama seems to have large hands and feet. You know what that means right? Big shoes and big gloves.Mark Castillo leads us off this week as our first nominee for Fucktard of the Week. He pulled his little stunt at the hotel I stay at when in Baltimore.
Salvador Radilla is our second nominee because he stabbed his wife when she wouldn’t give him any.
How about cannibal wannabe Kevin Ray Underwood? He should really try salads.
Or how about Arthur Price, Jr. who likes to get wood and then give it to a metal picnic table? What a strange duck this guy is. Why wouldn’t he just take the table inside? Maybe take it on a date or to the movies? And what about the guy who turned him in and had three, count ‘em three; not one, not two, but THREE dvd’s of the guy banging the table? Wowsers. Who fucks metal tables? Honestly. Who records people fucking metal tables?
Leslie T. Williams is clearly a Fucktard of major proportion who deserves to be removed from the face of the Earth for what he has done.
Mr. Kevin Brown fits into that category as well after taking explosives into an airport in Orlando.
I have to put another Arthur, Mr. Arthur Craddock in as a Fucktard this week. He claims he was raped by a wombat and then began to speak Australian. Perhaps he and Arthur Price should hook-up, grab a metal table and go fuck each other silly. Just for fun and to kill some time, I “Googled” the word “fucktard” . I did not find a picture of a man getting raped by a wombat, but I should have.From the “Don’t you Hate it When That Happens” file comes this story about fireworks and a cable landing on a crowd at Wrestlemania XXIVXLXLC. I hate it when that happens. This was reported earlier this week by JorsaBeck
Among the people who should STFU this week is Nancy Pelosi. Why does she even speak? I guess as Speaker of the House, she thinks it is her job, but she would do better to keep that trap shut. No one cares what you think Nancy.
Who was it that picked all four number one seeds going to the Final Four? Who? That’s right, I did. The winner? The only team in the Final Four to have never won a Championship: Memphis is my pick. UNC and UCLA will both be very tough. Kansas will fall.
Does Mr. T have super powers? Pity the fool who ignores the power of the T.
Interested in WWII POW stuff? You can get lost here for days studying the tunnel that was the subject of a Steve McQueen movie.
Since we were talking about the opening of baseball season earlier this week, I thought I’d share this story about Bill James who may have been the driving force behind the Red Sox two recent World Series Rings. There was a great story on 60 Minutes about him last Sunday night.
As for headlines this week, this one was depressing. This one is another testament to plastic surgery. This headline and the story are heartbreaking. Third graders? OMG. And from the “Who gives a shit” files comes this headline about some boy band that is reuniting. This headline is just shocking. How could they?
Funniest comment on the Nut this week: “I’ll never look at Larry Fine the same way again”.
For Feste, we have some Culturla this week:
Brazilboobs, hotter or cooler than France? (click the link for more nip-slip)
Two weeks until Birmingham. I can’t wait! MMTL, Geekess, Derfie, Weirdsin, Cin-Lin, WindRdr, Ttrogg, Rheggie and Dane (among others) should prepare for Jugg-Fest, Southern Style. Can we go to the Lake? To TattZoo’s? We must find a plan.
A co-worker just brought me a massage device for my chair that is AWESOME. It helps with the cramps from which I suffer.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
I think the plan is to go to Smith lake one day and then to Ttroggs the next day for a bar-b-que. We need to figure out which day we want to go to the lake. I’m opting for Smith on Friday nite and fish on saturday, then head to Troy’s about 3 or 4 saturday afternoon.
That sounds just about perfect. I get to B’ham pretty early on Friday (plane on the ground at 10:05 am). I know that TattZoo offered to host again, but everybody knows where Ttrogg is and I am dying to see you place at the lake.
Mark Castillo…yep…definite fucktard.
I’m pulling for Memphis also at this point…most likely, that is the kiss of death for Memphis.
Mr. T can write the lord’s prayer on the head of a pin…or so I’ve heard.
“Brazilboobs” makes me wish I was a Brazillian Soccer player…wow…just…WOW! Those are spectacular!
Tilt one back for ZappaCrappa at the Fest! Have fun and be safe.
FB’s New “Massage Device”…..
http://www.xxx-sextoys.net/male-sextoys/masturbation-sleeves/cherry-scented-pocketpussy.html
Yep…I bet that REALLY relieves those cramps buddy
Believe it or not, the link to the cherry-scented pocket pussy sex toy site is blocked by my employer.
It is a small Shiatsu thingy that IS providing some relief. It also hurts sometimes.
Thanks for the nice comment. I was just looking at that pic of that bass I caught while out your way. I hope to land a couple more at Smith Lake in Northern Alabama later this month with Derfie.
Up until we had this series of fronts move through a few days ago, I was killing them. I’ve been catching 7-10 every trip in about 30-45 mins. Biggest so far this spring is 4.2 lbs. Most in 1-3 feet of water with a buzz bait…which is appropriate
I have never had that kind of success bass fishing ever. Once, at a lake in California, I encountered a bass feeding-frenzy. You could have thrown a toaster at them and caught one. However, they were pretty small and it was over in just a few minutes. I think I caught about ten bass in that small span of time.
When I lived in Wisconsin, I went out with a buddy and caught them in a feeding frenzy that lasted about 30 minutes. We caught over 40 a piece in that span. Most were 1-3 lbs. I actually cried uncle because My thumb was raw from “lipping” bass to remove the hook.
I think I would just quit fishing after that. You could hardly top it.
Except of course, when you move into salt water (or catch 10 and 15 pounders). Tarpon. Grouper. Red Snapper. Sharks. Oh yea.
One piece of advice: never “lip” a shark. Just shoot it, or throw it on the transom of the boat. I did learn that it is OK to lip a snook if you are lucky enough to catch one.
Add me to the Bhm list! Get me some directions & I’ll make an appearance.
Anybody up for some homemade BBQ sauce?? YUMBUGGLERS!!!
We’d love to include you Jorsa and I meant to include you on the list. Please forgive me. I assume you mean the Saturday event and not the lake? Ttrogg lives in Hoover at the bottom of Shades Crest Road, near Highway 31. Can you e-mail me and we can get you more specific data?
This is shaping up nicely.
Great WIR this week. They should all include nip slips.
The guy who drowned his own children is not a Fuktard. That’s an insult to the other Fuktards. He is something for which there currently is no name. He should be drowned himself by administering one drop of water into each lung every 5 minutes until we rid the earth of this thing for which there is no word.
Have phun at Juggfest Dirrrty South
Bend a few for me. Wish I could represent at Juggfest South. And those are fake.
Long Live Culturla!!!!
Brazil is way cooler (coolioer) than france.