Faces of Guilt
Dawn Wells (Mary Ann from Gilligans Island). Poor thing. Hard working actress, founder of the Idaho Film and Television Institute (a juggernaut of an organization I am certain) and she had to put up with the Professor and Gilligan and the Captain all those years, not to mention the Howell’s and that evil sexpot Ginger. She deserves a little something after all that.Then we have this guy:
Client Number 9, the hypocrite, Elliot Spitzer. Resign now asspipe. You committed several felonies and now is the time to step away from the koolaid. You spent the night with a $4k per session whore on the NIGHT BEFORE VALENTINE’s DAY! Allegedly you may have spent as much as $80k getting your rocks off. And yet, your wife stands by you. Wow. We hear there are some kinky things you like too there Guv…the very least you could do is wear a condom you fucktard.Who looks more guilty to you? I can’t wait until we see Spitzer’s booking photo. I hope it is soon.
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March 12th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Is it me or does Spitzer look like Frank Burns from MASH?
March 12th, 2008 at 11:53 am
That is the same face Frank Burns made when Hoolihan cut him off and he had to go to the local whores in the tent down the road.
I think he looks like he lost his dentures. Thank God he resigned. Now, the indictments and the mugshot goodness!
March 12th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Spitzer’s wife looked like she was going to kill him on television last night. I would not stand by my man like she did. Probably wouldn’t have if I were Hillary either, but that’s neither here or now. Divorce is probably in the works by now.
Mary Ann in jail is a miscarriage of justice. I am sure there were hitchhikers in her car. It is possible she smoked marijuana on the island just to calm down around Ginger.
March 12th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
1. Where are the pictures of this “Kristen”. I wanna see her before passing judgement.
2. All politicians are liars, cheaters, powermongers,bastards, fuctards, etc. No one should be surprised about this kind of activity, reagrdless of hte previous “straight as an arrow” reputation.
3. He obviously pissed off some powerbroker on Wall Street or some mafioso who laid a nice trap for this geek. Does a guy named “Eliot” get much sex in college (at princeton to boot)? Easy target, no extortion necessary, just trap the bastard with a petite hottie hooker.
4. What if he boinked the hooker legally in Vegas with his own trust fund money? Then is it OK? Streaming porn at home is a lot cheaper and safer.
5. Don’t people move to Idaho to get away from The Man. You, know, start a fringe church or join a hate-driven militia or cultivate some sweet homegrown. Why else live in Idaho?
6. Frank Burns eats worms.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
Excellent points all Feste. LOL at number 6. I thought you didn’t watch TV? Or is that from the movie? I can’t recall.
If he had done number 4, I think that would be OK and then it would be a private matter betwixt him and Mrs. Asspipe. Since he made his entire career out of busting folks that strayed from the law (including some infamous prostitution ring busts), he should face his own music and take some of his own medicine. He has committed several felonies that I can see (money laudering, Sarbanes Oxley violations, violations of the Mann Act, interstate prostitution, white slavery, general fucktardary, etc.) and should be 1. stripped of his law license, 2. cuffed, stuffed, printed and processed with a real good mug shot populating the entire web and 3. made to do time. If Martha Fucking Stewart had to go to jail, so does Elliot Spitzer. It just would not be equitable or fair any other way. Do the crime, do the time.
PS: You don’t need to live in Idaho to grow sweet homegrown. It is also very beautiful, especially the upstate portions near Coeur d’Alene (or however the F you spell that place).
I think “Kristen” will be front page news shortly, just like Heidi Fleiss, and we will hear much more about Client number 9 and the first 8 as well as any that followed 9, many of whom are now among the unluckiest bastards on the planet. .
March 12th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I watched a handful of programs growing up (on the network channels) one of which was M*A*S*H. At one time I thought all doctors were surgeons, based on the fact that FatherFeste was a surgeon, and all the guys on M*A*S*H were surgeons (other than that Jewish shrink character).
Shouldn’t it be called “The Mann Act”?
Did I forget to mention that all politicians are hypocrites. Sorry. My bad.
March 12th, 2008 at 2:20 pm
That’s a funny story. I don’t think Radar O’Reilly was a surgeon.
All politicians ARE hypocrites, but Mr. Asspipe Spitzer is one of abnormal immensity.
I think Clients 1 thru 8 could be Bill Clinton and Charlie Sheen. Who else would you think could be on the list? The Donald? Warren Buffett? Jimmy Buffett? Jimmy Carter (he did lust in his heart)? Helen Bonham Carter?
OK, I am done.