Week in Review
File under week 10 of 2008
Hillary campaigns somewhere while her boss looks on approvingly.Welcome to the first week of March. Spring should arrive shortly.
This (posted earlier this week by CinLin) was a pretty harrowing little attempt at landing a big jet. Wow. For more harrowing stuff, see the pissed off crocodile picture below. Sounds like a good time to go dog sledding. Winter is never going to end anyway.
Here is a headline that is scary and cool at the same time. This one was definitely just scary. This one was even scarier. Who could resist this headline about big breasts helping to defeat a wrongful accusation? I found this headline to be somewhat right-sided for some reason; it was certainly strange. This headline will most certainly not be followed. This headline is a classic Chicago headline.
Surely there are better ways to get out of work than this. Daniel Kuch leads off our list of Fucktards of the Week.
This unnamed 16 year old girl and her three friends: Charlie James Wilkinson, the girl’s 19-year-old boyfriend, and two others, Charles Allen Waid, 20, and Bobbi Gale Johnson, 18 who killed most of the girl’s family because they didn’t like her boyfriend are next on the list this week. Very sick young people indeed.
Evelyn Theodore, 74, and Maude Paulin, 52 are a couple of very sick older people who were convicted of enslaving a young girl. They should be fed to crocodiles.From the “who give a rat’s petard” files comes this story about Martin Sheen getting some award from Notre Dame. Perhaps they should focus on football. Touchdown Jesus was not too happy last year folks (I think they went 2 and 10!!) and no one cares about Martin Fucking Sheen. Puke.
Need money? Click here to learn how you can catch $4k from getting malaria on purpose.
Perhaps the greatest QB in modern times (well at least since Montana retired), Brett Favre announced his retirement this week. Unless he was going to move to the Bears, this is very good news. Well done Bellicheat! Favre’s display yesterday during a one hour press conference was rivetting.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
-The unnamed 16 YO and her friends are FTOTW for me. Throw away the key.
-You would have to pay me a lot more than 4K to catch malaria.
-Breasts should be in the headlines everyday….always accompanied with photos. Ladies…please feel free to submit yours to cdnzappa@hotmail.com
-We are still in shock here over Favre’s retirement. We EXPECTED it last year….we certainly did not expect it this year after last season’s success and the talented youth he had to come back to. Good for him though….he went on HIS terms. It is really going to be strange and take some getting used to NOT seeing him on the field. I have been a Packer fan for many many years…well before Favre came along. Its funny how much he had become the Packers over the last decade or so. Love him or hate him…he sure was a hell of a player and entertaining to watch…not the most talented QB by a long shot…but had more guts and determination than any I’ve seen yet. And Joe Montana IS the best QB….ever : )
Can’t argue with that…
They can cure the malaria; the study is trying to determine which is the fastest cure. That might be worth $4k to me if I was hurting for money.
Favre was great, no doubts about it. He was amazing to watch and you always had to expect that he would do something to win. He will be missed, even by die-hard Bears fans. He did sort of look like a sissy crying on ESPN yesterday endlessly.
I’ve been soooooooooooo busy and in trouble too so I didn’t get a chance to come by the blog until 3:57 Friday afternoon.
The croc photo is one of the best and funniest images I have seen. I feel like the man in the boat today.
Cheers, Yarbz
Sorry to hear about “trouble” and will give you a call this weekend to hear more about it.
Definitely the 16 yr old and friends are FTOTW. But I would also like to nominate the mother who pressure washed her 2 1/2 year old at a car wash. How I would love to have her in a room for just a short time alone.
Great picture of the crock FB. Another great WIR.
Have a wonderful weekend all and have an even better next week.
BTW Zappa, did you get any snow?
Yep…we got about 5 inches on Monday night (gone by 2:00pm the next day) and 3-4 inches Thursday (gone Friday afternoon). I just heard a little blurb on the radio that said that this is the first time since 1962 that this area has had 2 measurable snowfalls in the same month.
Did you take pictures? I hope you took that pretty little girl out to make a snowman!!!
Hubby’s aunt sent us pictures from Millsap of the snow they got. We talked to his Uncle in Plano - he said it was the biggest snowflakes he’s ever seen.
I had a very eventful day - LOL - but me and my car are fine - thank goodness!! My best friend Mike got so mad at me because I was more worried about my car and the neighbors house (they’ve been moved out for a year) than I was me. LOL I told him I was too much of a b*** for anything to happen to me! LOL
Hubby said that’s what I get for “tinting those damn windows like I did” - LOL. Today I had to agree with him - almost rolling my car over their hill into their kitchen made me think twice about that!! I should have taken pictures to show you all - but I was so nervous and trying to get it back up on the road because I had to get to the funeral home. Zappa you would have been amazed and given you a chance to make so much fun of me and ‘my driving’ - LOL.
Sorry I wasn’t able to post on Friday. The only thing I’ll add to this conversation is that ZC has an innate ability, you could almost call it a superpower, to get women to reveal their breasts.
goober, I think there are some details missing from your comment above.
I wish I had a superpower.
My superpower is I can play the opening riff to Smoke on the Water on any instrument.
LOL. I can’t even do that.
And what details would that be FB??
Who died? Or do you work at a funeral home?
ewwwwww no I couldn’t work at a funeral home. One of my favorite aunts passed away.
I am sorry to learn of her passing. I have second cousins who are in the funeral home business and my assistant works at one part time on the weekends. They are good folks to know.
Thank you FB.
You are welcome and have my sincere condolences.