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February 29, 2008

Week in Review

CATAGORIES: WEEK IN REVIEW — FloridaBill @ 8:40 am

File under week 9 of 2008 - Happy Leap Day!

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Kibongo (Note, he is subject to extinction by conservationists!)

Let’s get right into this week with our list of Fucktards of the Week:
Sam Zell, who recently purchased the Tribune Company (who own the Cubs and Wrigley Field) who is proposing selling the name rights to Wrigley Field. Frankly, I don’t care if they name it Douchebag Field as long as they win a world series. It has been one hundred years!
Ian Wilkinson who buzzed a runway in a 777 only 28 feet off the ground - with the president of the airlines onboard. Yep, he got fired.
“Pumpkin Daddy” Nai Yin Xue, who killed his wife in New Zealand, abandoned his 3 year old daughter at a train station in Australia and then started a world-wide man hunt. They found him in Chamblee, GA where residents hog-tied him until the cops could arrive.
Raul Castro. Here’s a guy who has a chance to change the course of destiny and I guess he is waiting for Uncle Fidel to kick the bucket all the way before doing so.
Gynecologist Graeme Reeves from Australia. How could he? I want him castrated; but first, get his pecker mutilated and be humiliated and degraded and made to suffer deep emotional distress and regret.
This Argentinian girl known only as Pamela who, before she turns 17 years old, has had seven kids; two sets of triplets and one single when she was only 14. Wow. Her uterus will fall out before she is twenty.
Leatrice Brewer who never should have had any children in the first place. She killed the three she did have.
Cheyenne Blanton, 17, and Joseph Nagle, 16, both of Hamilton, OH who never should have been born and committed a heinous crime.
Floyd Mayweather, Jr. The best pound for pound fighter in history (??), for selling out to Vince McMahon and the WWE.

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Another pic shamelessly stolen this week from Grouchy Old Cripple.

Undoubtedly, this was one of the best headlines of the week. Titilating actually. This one was one of the weirdest for sure.

My “wish I had been there” moment of the week was the Winwood/Clapton concert in Manhattan Monday night.

Anyone out to buy some real estate? Neverland Ranch is about to go on the auction block. Maybe Clapton will buy it and they can re-form Blind Faith? Perhaps if Michael gets enough money from selling out to American Idol, he can keep the place.

I had a hard time resisting the videos here this week.

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The Naked Truth I love it when the PETA Princesses get naked!

We get to turn the calendars to March tomorrow. I was nearly certain it would never arrive and am still not sure that Winter will leave. We got another four inches last night and there is no end in sight…

Happy healthy weekends to all.

6 Responses to “Week in Review”

  1. Trench Says:

    I gotta go with the two dumbass kids from Ohio as FOTW. So is Michigan or Ohio the Florida of the Midwest.

    At least the PETA chicks shaved. I spy nipplage in that pic too.

  2. jorsabeck Says:

    I’ll trade every nip slip photo EVER made for one decent ticket and round trip airfare to see the Winwood/Clapton gig!

    Pant pant drool drool!

  3. sloel Says:

    I pray the name of Wrigley field isn’t sold off to some faceless corporation that make some retarded product like chewing gum or something.

  4. FloridaBill Says:

    Who never paid a dime in naming rights…

  5. FloridaBill Says:

    Did you know that there used to be a Wrigley field in Los Angeles? And yet a third on Catalina Island near Avalon? Learn more: here.

  6. Feste Says:

    Save the camel toe!!!

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