DOGS MUST BE TASTY:
“The snake was still digesting the dog at the zoo Wednesday. It will soon be relocated to the bush, Douglas said.”
…The dog too is suppose -Ed
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February 27th, 2008 at 9:55 am
Yes, it looks like the dog will be relocated as well(as part of the snake). Why didn’t they keep the dog inside and away from the snakeasaurus? If I had a 16 foot snake “stalking” my pet, either the pet would be inside or I’d have to take out the snake.
February 27th, 2008 at 11:03 am
The Feste family does not harbor pet/parasites; this seems another reason not to have one.
We did have a 6 foot black racer snake living under my garage. It lurked about the foundation often, and would climb the bushes alongside the house. Once while weedwhacking, I looked up into the bush and was face-to-fang with the serpent. I quickly fashioned a “Mutual of Omaha Wild Kingdom” style noose at the end of a bamboo pole and lassoed the bastard, but had not planned on the next step. I had to scream out to Mrs. Feste to grab a garbage can while the slithery beast was thrashing about. I got its head to the bottom of the trash can, but half the snake was still draped over onto the ground. Mrs. Feste was brave enough to get the lid and lift the vile creature into the can. What fun!!! And being somewhat of a pacifist, I drove the thing 3 miles away and released him into a field.
If it were a 16 ft python, I would have machete-ed it.
February 27th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Nothing solves a snake problem like a surgeon swinging a machete!
February 27th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Dude (Feste), did you get me two VM’s?
February 27th, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I love comment #3.
Try battling Illinois Swamp Vipers in your garage! AFter finding the first one and thinking you are done, then you find a second one…creepy.
February 27th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Since a very high profile break in - rape - theft - arson - murder of a respected physician in the next town over, I have kept a machete in the bedside drawer.
Yarbz— yes, I did get your VM’s, but we have sketchy service on the mountain, so did not actually recieve them until dinnertime on Sunday.