File under: Week 4 of 2008
General Butt Naked confesses to 20,000 deaths. < Maybe the headline of the year and it’s only January. The “you are kidding?” headline of the week: here. The OMG headline of the week was this one. This had to be the best headline of the week. Dwarves!
The Anne Frank Tree has been saved from being cut down. Thank goodness as I was losing sleep over this.
This story contains the line “I kind of like to see Barack and Hillary fight” and it was uttered by William Jefferson Clinton! He and I finally agree on something. I say steel cage match!
From the “give us a break files” comes this story about three little pigs and some pissed off Muslims. Imagine that.
I enjoyed this parody of Tom Cruise’s video rant on Scientology. KFC! Ha!
One of our favorite local newscasters, Randy Salerno, died last night in a snowmobile accident. We’ll miss him.
I thought this was an interesting story and it sounded like something Yarbz would do if he had no legs. If he had no arms and legs and hung on the wall, we’d call him Art (and Phil if he was in a hole and Bob if he was in the water and Matt if he was in front of the door).
Uncle Fred Thompson dropped out of the presidential race, much to my chagrin. I really like him and he would do a good job, but alas, it is not to be. Back to Law & Order me thinks.
One of the biggest stories this week was, of course, the death of Australian actor Heath Ledger. Looks like an accident; certainly a tragedy.
Fucktards this week:
John Schillaci, wanted for the rape of a five year old boy. How could he?
Charlena Graham, who steals form the dead. Nice.
Melissa Arrington who laughed about the cyclist she killed. May she reap what she has sown.
Amy Swinehouse (a nickname borrowed from Durfie) who has earned a permanent nomination in the annals of fucktardary with her antics this week. We say “go go go” to rehab you silly witch.
John Reims who likes to rape elderly patients in nursing homes. OMG.
This Chinese girl and her boyfriend who video taped the killing and dismemberment of her married lover. Lovely.
Jacky Johnson who beat his girlfriend’s baby to death. An eye for an eye brother.
This 16 year old boy who planned to hijack a plane and crash it into the Hannah Montana concert. Dipstick.
Happy healthy weekends to all.
January 25, 2008
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