ASK A STUPID QUESTION…
So I’m going to a friends house and she asks me if I can pick up some dog food for her. It’s on the way and not a big deal so I do.
I’m at the pet store and standing inline at the check out holding a large bag of Pal Dog Food.
A woman behind me asked if the food was for a dog.
On impulse, I told her that no, I was starting The Pal Diet again although I probably shouldn’t because I’d ended up in the hospital last time, but that I’d lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV’s in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Pal nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
Horrified, she asked if I’d ended up in the hospital in that condition because I had been poisoned. I told her no - it was because I’d been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me.
WTF…why else would I buy dog food??
LMAO - some people amaze me with their stupidity.
That is so awesome.
Classic!! How have you been doing Al??
I’m hanging in there Dane. Work in Vegas has come to a halt and I’m trying desperately to get a job back in Illinois so I can move home. This town is a wasteland and I’ve had my fill. But I’m doing to best that I can and that’s all anyone can do on a day to day basis.
How goes it with you?
LMAO!!!
You have got to come visit me so we can go laugh at stupid people together!
I may be going to see a friend in Austin this summer and ifin that happens I’m sure I’ll be flying in to that monstrosity of an airport in Fort Worth. Beers and laughing at tards will certainly be in the plans.
BTW - have you gotten your rear to The Ginger Man yet?
http://dallas.gingermanpub.com/draught.html
Don’t make the beers gods angry.
Very very funny.
Is this story real? Gawd, that person it stupid! Then again, the dog food diet might be a good idea. Let us know how it goes!
You should be able to get a job quickly. You can refer any perspective employers to the Jugg and we’ll tell them all about you.
Best of luck on that front!
As for that bar you linked, I will have to go there too!
I haven’t made it yet CD….sorry. We just don’t do Dallas much because it is a royal pain in the ass with the obscene traffic. We tend to stick to the burbs. I WILL get there though.
Very funny. LMAO
When you move back to Illinois C-Dude, try to stop in and see me please. Surely you will need a break from driving the u-haul.
He might if you promise he won’t get shot while chasing an idiot!!! CJ, you have the reputation as the Jugg’s thrillseeker!
I have another thrill seeking adventure to write about. Once again, Mike is involved. Maybe tonight I can post it. I’m too busy here at work today!
OK. We shall hold you to it. Make sure you’re not injured before you post the story. ;-}