Week In Review
File under: Week 3 of 2008
Adriana Lima, star of upcoming Victoria’s Secret Super Bowl advertisement.MySpace has finally agreed to drop sexual predators from getting access to My Space service. It is about time.
I don’t want to go all “scientologist” on you all, but maybe we should spend more time learning if drugs work before coming up with clever marketing schemes. I really liked those commercials too. In other medical news, this looks like the initial AIDS days all over again.
U.S. Scientists were able to create a mouse heart from mouse stem cells. Wow. This could be a breakthrough of epic proportions.
We have now had three primary elections (or caucuses) and have three republican victors. Unfortunately, I feel this bodes well for the democrats…it is not a good feeling either.
Mona Lisa del Giocondo. After over 500 years, they figured out who she was.
I guess this is good news. This certainly is.
Former Chess Champion Bobby Fischer died. He was 64 and I say good riddance. Enjoy playing chess with Satan dude.
As for headlines this week, this one certainly caught my eye. I did not understand how this headline related to the story. I thought maybe Samuel L. Jackson wrote this headline.
FOTW:
Cpl. Cesar Armando Laurean, the missing Marine who is accused of killing another Marine that accused him of rape.
Bryan Grove, who stabbed his girlfriend’s mother 18 times and then left her body in a car for a month while they used her credit cards.
This German dude who threw himself out the window with his Christmas tree.
Derrick Kosch who shot himself in the balls while trying to rob a store.
Mathew Kowald who taped his son to a chair and then taped a Packer’s jersey to him. What a Cheese-head thing to do.
How about this unnamed 23 year old who threw a baby on to the freeway in Hawaii? How could he?
Just for fun, I thought I’d nominate Randy Moss as FOTW. And he had been so good lately…Here is a link that shows us what kind of beer we should and should not drink if we want to avoid the beer gut.
Go look at the weather for me tomorrow. OMG. I need to get further South, but I am afraid it is too late. The weather for the Patriots/Chargers game looks pretty good, but not for the Packers/Giants game which could present some frostbites issues. I know many of you won’t like this, but I am hoping for a Giants/Chargers Superbowl. I just don’t want to have to hear for the rest of my life that the 2007 Patriots are the greatest team ever (which frankly, they probably are), and being a Bears fan, well, we just can’t root for the Packers (but I secretly might just because Favre is amazing).
Happy healthy weekends to all.
I’d like to spike it in her end zone.
I can’t stand the Giants so I’m rooting for a Packers/Pats Superbowl because a Packers/Chargers Superbowl would just be boring. But if the Pats win it all the Pats fans become the new Dallas fans.
For FOTW I’m writing in this guy.
That linkage is blocked from work for me…Can we get more details?
PLAINVILLE, Conn. — A man drilled holes in a pit bull’s head as punishment for biting his son, police in Plainville said.
According to Plainville police, Saverino Cruz, 32, drilled several holes in the dog’s head using a power drill after the dog bit Cruz’s 8-year-old son earlier in the day. Plainville police said two brothers are being charged in the incident.
Another “How could he?” nomination! And a fine nomination if I say so myself. I wonder if Mr. Cruz ever hung out with Michael Vick?
If you want to punish a dog for biting someone, shoot it in the head or have it euthanized by the local pound. It is humane and solves the problem permanently. Drilling holes in an animal’s head is simply deranged and way fucked up.
The only reason to watch the Super Bowl this year is the commercials…
UNLESS: The Pats get their collective clocks cleaned! I’ve hated the Pats ever since the ‘01 season when they stole that ‘Snow Bowl’ game from my beloved RAIDERS.
P.S. Is this the same V.S. model that Tom Brady is doin’?
I think he is hittin that Gisele chick. Since he is a ghod, the Victoria’s Secret people let him pick at will from their lineup.
I don’t hate the Pats, I just don’t want them to be declared the greatest team of all time and have to hear that for the rest of my days. They will earn that moniker only if they sweep the next two games, which, theoretically, they should. I wouldn’t mind a Packers/Patriots Super bowl, but you would find a Bears fan rooting for the Packers which could upset the delicate balance of the space time continuum.
PS: Raiders suck. I can say that as I was living in the LA area when they fucked the city and moved back to Oakland where they belong. This prompted Georgia Frontiere to move the Rams to St. Louis and leave Los Angeles without an NFL team (they may soon get the Bills from Buffalo). Al Davis is a prick, just like Jerry Jones. That is just my opinion, I could be wrong.
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The Bills leaving Buffalo? But they’re the only team in New York.
I’ve been predicting a Pats/Packers Superbowl for a few months now.
Being here in Dallas, its pretty darn funny listening to people screaming for the firing of Wade Phillips after a 13-3 regular season. Cowboy fans are, for the most part, fair weather fans anyway. 2 losing seasons in a row and watch the stadium clear out…you never see that happen with teams like the Packers or the Bears. It has happened here in Dallas and it will happen again and they will all go back into the closet just as they did when they sucked : )
And in all honesty…I just don’t want Randy Moss to win a ring…same with TO.
I can get behind that.
The Bills owner has publically stated that when he dies, he is not deeding the team to his family or to Buffalo, but it is to be sold to the highest bidder. That will likely be someone who wants a team in LA.
“this looks like the initial AIDS days all over again.”
Once again, nature sez “Butts are for Poopin’ not Poppin’.
Adriana Lima is a goddess.
Sort of like saying the sky is blue…
Also, this new drug reisstant staph deal is not limited to homos, but seems to be concentrated in their community.
The staph is everywhere…. not as bad as HIV, but usually curable
let us not talk of the Raiders ‘exile’ in Los Angeles… EVEN THOUGH there were (1) the first wild card team to win a Suprer Bowl (1983) & the ONLY AFC team to win Super Bowls in the 1980’s (1980 & 1983)!
I will grant to that Al Davis is a total ASS… I think he may too mean to die!
That was a long long time ago in a galaxy far far away.
I used to have a t-shirt with the Raiders logo on it that said “FUCK LA”. I wore it to Jack Murphy Stadium for a Chargers Raiders game back in the late 80’s/early 90’s and nearly got my ass kicked by the Raiders Nation Faithful just for wearing it.
I don’t know who I loathe more, Al Davis or Jerry Jones. Neither of them holds a candle to Stevie Spurrier on the loathesome meter in my head.
We have another late nomination for Fucktard of the Week in the form of Marcelle Thibault who walked into traffic in Boston with her Niece and Nephew, all three naked as the day they were born, killing all three.
Well, at least I don’t have to root for the Packers…
I’m at a loss for WHO to root for now myself FB. Maybe I’ll just bypass the superbowl this year and go bowling instead.
Last night, my buddy (fellow Packer fan) says, “Damn it!!! I hope Tom Brady gets his neck broke…I hate that fucker!” I then break into my best “Timmah” from southpark impression instead shouting….”Tommah!!!! Tommah!!!” He spit beer : )
I know…I’m going to hell.
It is likely…