The Thursday Limerick

7 Responses to “The Thursday Limerick”

1. Yarbz says:

   January 17, 2008 at 1:23 pm

   That has to be the WORST limerick I have ever seen… I am sooooooooooo disappointed in Dane… Oh the humanity!
2. Feste says:

   January 17, 2008 at 3:17 pm

   Did she have an explosive orgasm?
3. jorsabeck says:

   January 17, 2008 at 4:01 pm

   There once was a man from Nantucket
   who’s dick was so long he could suck it.

   He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin…

   If my ear were a cunt I could fuck it!
4. Conspiracy Dude says:

   January 17, 2008 at 10:10 pm

   My Hog is so big
   She had to hire a Sherpa
   To help her climb it

   Ok, so I’m a non-conformist.
5. FloridaBill says:

   January 18, 2008 at 8:11 am

   Welcome to Poetry Battle! It’s Haiku vs. Limerick.
6. jorsabeck says:

   January 18, 2008 at 10:21 am

   There once was man named Finnigan
   who escaped from jail but to sin again.

   He broke laws by the dozen,
   he even stole from his cousin.

   Now the jail he broke out of
   he’s in again!

   [From a fav eppy of COLUMBO]
7. Conspiracy Dude says:

   January 18, 2008 at 8:53 pm

   Trapped in a fiber
   Optic hell of zeros and ones
   Fuck you Bluetooth whore

   Remember that Little Miss Muffet
   The one with the tits and the tuffet?
   I gave her my largest
   Havana cigar just
   To see if she’d puff it or stuff it.

   I happily stole the second one.