Nifong Doesn’t have Pot to Piss in
Mike Nifong has filed for bankruptcy. We can only hope it was due to high attorney fees defending himself. Here’s what struck me….are you ready for this?
“Mike Nifong cited more than $180 million dollars in liabilities and only $243,898 in assets of real and personal property.”
180 MILLION DOLLARS in liablities?!?!?!?!?! WTF????? I sure wish someone would explain to me how ANYONE (especially a freaking DA) can rack up $180,000,000 in debt!!!! I’ll say it again…Durham, NC is the MOST pollitically corrupt place I have EVER lived. You tell me there is nothing fishy about a public servant who can pile up that amount of debt. Maybe we will see Niafong in prison after all. Might want to squirrel away a few bucks for some KY jelly there Mike. I doubt inmates are going to be very…..polite : ) …..to a prosecutor. As Frank Zappa once sang…Keep it greasy so it’ll go down easy : )
Anyway…heres the link: www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,323025,00.html
“Durham, NC is the MOST pollitically corrupt place I have EVER lived.”
Move to Birmingham, AL.
roll it over and grease it down, I’ll drive you to the heart of town
Here come that crazy screamin’ sound.
No one deserves it more than Mike Nifong. It is likely that a portion of that ginormous debt is to those Duke students whose lives he ruinated. He can piss on himself.
I just saw a news report this morning and you are correct FB. I guess he figures that he is guilty and going to lose and is including that into his “liabilities.” I wonder if he’s practicing the “would you like fries with that” line as we discuss this : )
Gosh I hope so. What he really needs is a stint in prison and a big cellmate named Bubba who likes former DA ass (greasy or not).
How goes the job hunt?
Nifong… what kind of stupid name is that? He should change his name to Mike Boneharbor or Mike Dickwarmer or Mike Penisport or Mike Stickerinbuddy or Mike Meathole or Mike Schwantzstall…
Make way for de Iron Sausage.
“How goes the job hunt?”
I’m not yet actively looking as I am only 16 days clean. I have been working some with my buddy who owns a moving company until I am confident in passing a “test.”
Outstanding! Keep up the good work.
So you’re gonna take the High School equivalency exam?
Nah….I’ve still got to get past the Jr. high thingy…THEN I’ll take the high school one : )
I could swear I have a picture of Jr. high graduation day - LOL - maybe that wasn’t you??
heh heh Now THAT is funny Goober. You know what is REALLY funny? I was JUST thinking about that picture yesterday!!!! No shit!!! I don’t remember why…but I was. I have a copy somewhere. I’m going to have to dig it up and scan it and post it here : )
We’re waiting for it!
LOL - I bet you are Yarbz - would be a wonderful picture for your photoshop. I can just see me with horns, oh yea, I already have those. LOL
Zappa, repeat after me: “Let’s say that we did and don’t” Do that 3 times a day.
Gotta go - weather is getting nasty so I have to leave for work a little earlier today as to not wrap my pretty new car around a nice tree. LOL : ) With my luck I’d kill the tree and then get fined hundreds of dollars for killing a tree that belongs to National Boone. Like Daniel Boone could use the money. LOL
Have a great day all!
Sorry Goober…if I can find it…I’m scanning and posting it : )
Stay away from those trees!!!
It must be good!
Its just a picture of me and Goober in 8th grade after graduation. Have I mentioned that Goober was my first girlfriend and also the deliverer of my first real kiss?
You just did. I have no idea where my equivalent person may be…
Oh Jimmney Cricket Zappa!!
I too am anxious to see this infamous pic.
I’m still looking : )
“Oh Jimmney Cricket Zappa!!”
Jimmney Cricket what?????
what???? LOL - can I just say - heaven help the internet - it will never be the same. I was and still am a goober FB nothing to see really, except that he was so shy back then - something you all would never believe - LOL. Hopefully it has mysteriously disappeared.