KOMRADE YARBZ PREDICTIONS FOR 2008:
Osama will be found by a gay US soldier and he will bend him over and make him squeal like a pig and then execute him. This will be such a big and wonderful news story that Bush will repeal ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ and replace it with ‘don’t care, don’t give a shit’…
Iraq will be much better than it is now and the troops will be 75% home
Islam will continue to be the pussy sore on humanity’s ass
North Korea will become semi-normal and Ilvis will visit Victoria’s Secret and not come out for 24 hours.
The Patriots will complete their perfect season with a win in the Super Bowl
John McCain will be the winner of the Presidential Election with a large enough margin of victory that there is no squabbling…
The Jugg will continue to exist.
Have a happy New Year and stay safe and reasonably inebriated!
North Korea semi normal? I also doubt the McCain prediction. Otherwise, nice job. I hope you are wrong about the Patriots (we will already never hear the end of it).
If he picks up speed I’d like some! Happy New Year everyone.
Hey Sloel, I’d love to have RP in there but I don’t see it… Maybe he’ll pick up speed!!!
Have a happy New Year yourself! I like all your predictions with one exception – replace McCain with Ron Paul!
JG
The Jugg is like Cher & Cockroaches! It will survive longer than everything else.