KOMRADE YARBZ PREDICTIONS FOR 2008:
Osama will be found by a gay US soldier and he will bend him over and make him squeal like a pig and then execute him. This will be such a big and wonderful news story that Bush will repeal ‘don’t ask don’t tell’ and replace it with ‘don’t care, don’t give a shit’…
Iraq will be much better than it is now and the troops will be 75% home
Islam will continue to be the pussy sore on humanity’s ass
North Korea will become semi-normal and Ilvis will visit Victoria’s Secret and not come out for 24 hours.
The Patriots will complete their perfect season with a win in the Super Bowl
John McCain will be the winner of the Presidential Election with a large enough margin of victory that there is no squabbling…
The Jugg will continue to exist.
Have a happy New Year and stay safe and reasonably inebriated!
5 Responses to “KOMRADE YARBZ PREDICTIONS FOR 2008:”
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December 31st, 2007 at 4:46 pm
The Jugg is like Cher & Cockroaches! It will survive longer than everything else.
December 31st, 2007 at 5:00 pm
Have a happy New Year yourself! I like all your predictions with one exception - replace McCain with Ron Paul!
JG
December 31st, 2007 at 5:02 pm
Hey Sloel, I’d love to have RP in there but I don’t see it… Maybe he’ll pick up speed!!!
January 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am
If he picks up speed I’d like some! Happy New Year everyone.
January 1st, 2008 at 3:56 pm
North Korea semi normal? I also doubt the McCain prediction. Otherwise, nice job. I hope you are wrong about the Patriots (we will already never hear the end of it).