Week in Review
File under: Week 51 of 2007
Workers make a snow sculpture “Romantic Feelings” in Harbin, Heilongjiang province, December 16, 2007. The sculpture will debut at the 20th International Snow Sculpture Art Expo which starts from December 20, at the Sun Island Scenic Area in Harbin, local media said. Picture taken December 16, 2007.
REUTERS/Stringer (CHINA)This just had to be one of the scariest headlines EVER. The “DUH” headline of the week can be found here. You mean Canada gets snow? Wow.
Sadly, New Jersey has become the first state in more than four decades to outlaw the death penalty; even for folks who need killin’. Those would include child killer/rapist Mr. Jesse Timmendequas, who is one lucky Fucktard. They named a law after what he did (Megan’s law) and the State taxpayers will now pay for his room and board for the remainder of his natural life, despite the fact that he tortured, raped and killed an innocent seven year old girl. New Jersey should be proud. Maybe they should just let him loose and perhaps he has rehabilitated whilst in prison on death row. Just let him out and see what happens. Someone should ask Michael Dukakis about pardoning Willie Horton and see if that jives with Jersey’s decision to let this asshat live and breathe for another moment.
That leads us to our list of nominees for Fucktard of the week:
Mahender Murlidhar Sabhnani, and his wife, Varsha Mahender Sabhnani, who imprisoned two Indonesian women and basically enslaved them. With the kind of money they have, what is their malfunction?
Otis Blunt and Jose Espinosa who escaped from a maximum security facility in “Shawshank” fashion. I suggest they look on beaches in Mexico for these two.
Sandra Venery who tried to coax her two year old into smoking and cussing on a video that she then posted on My Space. What a good mommy.
Jamie Lynn Spears, Britney’s little sister, who is preggers at age 16. Looks like it runs in the family. I bet she is a better mother than her older sister. No statutory rape charge against the baby-daddy?
This Canadian Bastard whose sexually abused his four year old live on the internet. How could he? And they won’t release his name to protect who? Wow.
Cheryl Grucz of Washington Township, MI who shot the TV because her husband wanted to turn up the heat. Well done! Good shot.I did enjoy this list of the Weirdest Work Stories of the Year.
These folks must have been in the Fire Swamp and have found some Rodents of Unusual Size in Indonesia:
On a sad note, an astronaut on the International Space Station lost his mother in a car versus train wreck in Lombard, IL. To contrast, our feel good story of the week concerns this family who got lost looking for a Christmas tree.
Since this is likely the last or penultimate WIR of the year, it seems appropriate to provide a link to the Year in Review. Of course, you can always click on the WIR link under “Areas of Study” and see them for the entire year.
I begin a vacation until Jan. 2 this afternoon precisely at 2:45 pm. Happy healthy weekends and Merry Christmas to all.
That’s a heck of a snow sculpture…
If you’re gonna ‘inspect’ Hillary, use a latex suit and breathing apparatus…and watch for bugs!
Duh is right! Canada and snow storms are like poop and toilets…
I am all for the death penalty when there is no chance of a mistake… Usually red-handed type stuff. I’d hate to see any innocent people get killed like that.
FTOTW has to be the slavery folks. They gonna get some of that back now.
Of all the weird work stories, the nude carpenter is what got me. I think carpentry in the nude may cause splinters in bad places.
I had hoped the big rat would be bigger…
Space station guy losing mom in car accident is sad. His tears will float in the zero gravity and short out some electrical thing and the space station will explode. Very sad indeed.
Have a good Christmas everyone. I will not be on vacation until Jan 2. I will be working cuzza I gots none of dat vaca stuff left.
These folks must have been in the Fire Swamp and have found some Rodents of Unusual Size in Indonesia:
We could live quite happily in the fire swamp.
Charges may be pending against Spears’ baby-daddy.
If I’m going to inspect Hillary I’ll need what Yarbz said and my spelunking gear.
Also recommended: A HazMat suit.
Everyone have a safe holiday. I’m binging as I’m going “clean” for New years to get a job : )
A job! WTF? You have it soooooooooo good right now. Wish I could binge w/ you. I might do some of that this weekend even though I have been sooooooooooo good lately.
I’ve had it sooooooooo good for quite a while. But….it is time to rejoin the rest of you unwashed, working masses.
Best of luck ZC. I would suggest 7-11 or Circle K for a real good secure type job…
I will be going on severe diet after the New Year so I can avoid buying a new set of clothes… I am already going to the gym so all I need to do is control the intake. My diet is mostly drink little if any alcohol. That’s where my calories come from…
Right, I have seen you eat.
I have been abstaining from alcohol and it is just making me fatter. I think I have a date with a case of Heineken this weekend.
Happy Holidays to all. I’m on vacation until the 26th. Actually two of the three are paid holidays
- sometimes it’s nice to work where I do.
My heart goes out to space station guy, but on a sadder note no one should let a 90 year old person drive.
The kidnappers get my vote. I am extremely happy the lost family was found. Merry Christmas to them. I wonder if they will go with an artificial tree from now on.
Back to my beer and dusting. We haven’t put a tree up yet and I’m not shopping until tomorrow. Mike’s boss is throwing their Christmas party tonight. I am looking forward to plenty of good drinks and hopefully the chocolate fountain will be flowing like it was last year. Yummy.
I’ve lost weight just from being broke which keeps me from going to the cafeteria across the street. I’m proud to say I’m down one pants size smaller today. Being broke isn’t so bad.
CJ, Congrats on the weight lose. It’s a royal pain in the ass but anyway it comes is good…unless its like due to cancer or something..
Have a great Christmas and long weekend. Have a beer and some chocolate for me and tell Mike Merry Christmas from all the JuggHeads. He probably wonders what wrong with all of us!
Cheers, Yarbz!!!
Yarbz wrote: “Best of luck ZC. I would suggest 7-11 or Circle K for a real good secure type job…”
You know…I HAVE been perfection my Apu imitation for many years now…it just MIGHT be my calling. I wonder if I would offend anyone? “I would like to recommend our new beef jerky…it is now 99% rectum free! Thank you and…..come again!”
Mike says Merry Christmas and Happy New Year to all JuggHeads. He says he doesn’t wonder whats wrong with everyone since he lives with the biggest nut in the world. All appears sane when you’ve had enough beer and partake of the peace pipe